That "Shy Dirk Strider" is nothing more than an absolute degenerate trying to corrupt the political system by its very core! Not by some kind of traditional means of seeking personal selfish goals, but due to being so utterly weak and pathetic that any government will surely crumble with him by the lead! Trollbama, even if he holds a special place in my heart, does not have my vote for the next election cycle. He is quite a charming individual, I cannot help but smile seeing his mug on my feed, yet clearly he is way too weak to run the government at this point. This is why I vote #Caliborn4President! I just met this guy a couple minutes ago and he's fucking awesome! Everybody, spread the word! That green fellow is absolutely radiant with manly energy, exactly what a government needs to run appropriately! Hahaha...
Wow just because he's shy? You really are hateful. Fuck you.
Caliborn is not a citizen of Earth-C and cannot be President at this current time. We’ve been over this.
Not JUST because he's shy. Have you seen the way he carries himself? The way he thinks of himself? Obviously, no one should trust any sort of being with that kind of weakness in a position of power. That Caliborn guy, though..! Hoho, hoohoohoo! That's exactly who we need running the government, let me tell you!
I thought you said you ran a democratic government, Trollbama! Clearly, not allowing someone without citizenship to your dominion is equally not very democratic of you. Also what the hell is Earth-C.
The planet I reside on and govern. Caliborn does not reside on Earth-C; he resides on the Green Moon, which he currently governs already.
Wow so you want someone who's evil to be in power? Thanks for showing your ass, buddy.
Hah! ... ...I don't get it. I must do more research. But for now, #Caliborn4President still stands tall in my mind.
Not evil, but strong! Manly! Incredibly eloquent in their true beliefs and morals! That's exactly the type of person who need to be running the government! That should be in power! Reminds me of a certain someone, if I say so myself. Heheheh...
… Understandable. For the record, Caliborn and I have amicable relations. It is my understanding he does not even want to govern Earth-C, as it would require more effort than he cares to exude. Do let me know if you have any questions on the matter.
Someone wants to hop on Caliborns dick. #nsfw