I'm a bit beside myself at the sudden spike of interest in the charity ball but will remain undaunted! No dauntings here! No siree! I'm completely dauntless! The event will go down without a hitch and everyone will have a good time and NOT TRY TO ASSASSINATE THE PRESIDENT EVEN IF HE IS ASKING FOR IT FOR SOME REASON.
I’M NOT TRYING TO GET ASSASSINATED.
I’M JUST TRYING TO GET A LITTLE ATTEMPT THAT’S ALL.
HOW CAN YOU HAVE A "LITTLE" ASSASSINATION ATTEMPT?????? PLEASE EXPLAIN THE KINEMATICS OF THIS SITUATION TO ME
A mild attempt. A half-hearted attempt.
Mr. President I say this with the utmost respect to you as both a statesman and person. But at if you continue this insistence, I will be the one attempting to attempt assassinating you and I cannot promise the attempt will be half-hearted.
I know I am going to sound deeply sarcastic when I say my next sentence, and for that I do apologize. But you would actually enjoy that more than you could know.
You consistently fill me with a varied mix of conflicting emotions when you say things like this, Mr. President.
I will simply say the security personnel I will have with me is likely to be your requested plus one.