I am proud to remind you all that the democratic government of Earth-C is only 250 years old, or approximately 115 sweeps. In that time, we have accomplished the following: • An open-planet policy, • Gay Marriage (not sure why we didn’t have that one sooner), • A decrease in taxation to beautiful women with ugly matesprits, • Decriminalized drug possession and usage, • Vaccinated all Amporas, • Made it so that all politicians who vote in favor of war are immediately drafted and put on the front lines, • Given Service Workers the ability to kill up to two patrons every sweep, • Brought back The Stocks, • Given important advice on Imperial Drones, • Created a Defense Budget more sizable than the GDP of most planets, And most importantly, started a relationship with a Strider.
Im trying to figure out howv Amporas keep tying into all of this, but I vwas already vwaccinated, beforans tend to be in top of that.
uh, i feel like we had gay marriage from the start. the carapaces we put in charge of building everything didn't seem all that homophobic.
This is true. However, I have heard of homophobia within other timelines and variations of Earth-C, so I deemed it important to add.
that's scary. what if there were an evil mayor and evil peregrine mendicant that hate gay people. i'm glad i don't live in THAT time line.