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@barackObama[BO]

And now. Who was going to tell me that the Scarab bot is intelligent enough to hear me muttering to myself and take it upon itself to sent out a MASS ALERT TO HALF THE CABINET to inform them of my impending doom with coordinates attached? This of course culminated into half the office trying to get into my office as quickly as possible, as if I were bleeding out on the ground. I think I saw someone trying to climb in through the window. While I appreciate the dedication, THE DOOR WAS UNLOCKED. I now need a new door, as it has been ripped off it's hinges. Please just try to turn the knob next time.

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I am aware of the command "help me," I did not expect it to respond to my mutterings of "I'm going to die" while trying to complete the Wordl.

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@gallowsCastigate[GC]

S1r, 1 w4s so unb3l13v4bly fuck1ng worr13d. N3v3r brok3 such sp33ds f4st3r 1n my 3nt1r3 l1f3 4nd 1 us3d to sk4t3bo4rd.

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@barackObama[BO]

I appreciate the dedication, I truly do. It was a quite heartwarming display.

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@broStrider[BS]

The bot is designed to listen to you, so I made the lil fella intelligent enough like a dog... sorry...

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@barackObama[BO]

I can hear you giggling from here.

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@broStrider[BS]

I don't know what you're talking about...

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I disagree.

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Must be the wind...

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