Some members of my staff keep trying to replicate the Crocker cake recipe. While it is illegal and could result in legal consequences, the cakes they have made thus far are so shitty I’m not concerned for them in the slightest.
“What if we tried putting sauerkraut in it.” How about not doing that.
THIS WASN'T EVEN RELATED, BUT THAT IS JUST THE GRAVY ON THIS WHOLE SCENARIO. YOU'LL BE HEARING FROM MY LEGAL TEAM.
Aw nuts.
knowing what the original crocker cake tastes like id up my manpower if i were you mr president
Fear not. I am not, and will never, attempt to uncover the Crocker Corp secret recipe. The interns seem to think it would be a potential poison risk if they were to simply buy a Crocker Cake. Let me be clear, I would much rather prefer a Crocker Cake than whatever concoction they’re making.