
What do you mean Wikipedia is here now.

you're too late, barack trollbama. i )(ave already laid claim to possession of troll wikipedia, and now, t)(e wealt)( of information it )(as WILL be mine, per t)(e --------EMPIR----E'S RUL-----E.

I'm pretty sure Wikipedia is not politically aligned. That's actually one of it's main selling points, if I'm not mistaken.

you truly are a naive fool to believe suc)( simple lies. w)(ats next? santa claus is goin to register to t)(e site?

@santaClaus. Nah he's not on here. But imagine how funny that would be. The power rangers are on here, as well as Pokémon. Anything is possible at this point.

T)(ATS NOT MY POINT. you're goin to witness w)(at it is to fall be)(ind on t)(e informational age, mister president. youll )(ave FRONT ROW S----EATS TO IT! WATC)( AND L------EARN!
Wikipe-tan's views are not reflective of Wikipedia as a whole! I am just a mascot! Wikipedia is as impartial as Alternian publications are allowed to be!

Oh, I see. Thank you for educating me, Wikipe-tan.

w)(at do you know. im its ruler. time to bend some partialities...
