Barak Trollbama: "Due to the large amount of politicians voting in favor of wa…"

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@barackObama[BO]

Due to the large amount of politicians voting in favor of war in recent elections, all citizens and government officials who vote in favor of declaring war will be immediately drafted and put on the front lines.

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The Soldier

@janeDoe[JD]

Oh... that makes sense. HA GUESS I NEVER NOTICED.

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@paulingMannco[PM]

Why are you enlisting in the military of Alternia?

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I forgot he wasn't the human President, oops.

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@paulingMannco[PM]

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Barak Trollbama

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(It's actually Earth-C, for the record.)

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@paulingMannco[PM]

(oh yeah right)

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Wait. Then you ARE our President?

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Barak Trollbama

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If you reside on Earth-C, yes. Although we do have an open-border policy.

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I mean, I reside on Earth! I don't know about all this -C stuff.

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