Also, if someone could attempt to start a fight with me at the gala tomorrow, that would be cool.
It’s still a gala, and I would like him to remain in one piece. Let’s not get too carried away. I don’t think you exactly count in this.
Tch.
You can fight a little bit, as a treat. But I encourage you not to ruin Miss Serenity’s event she put so much work into.
Besides, I was going for more “assassination attempt” and not “fist-fight.”
Mr. President I'm going to have to politely ask you to not incite violence at our gala. I'm in fact BEGGING you to not do this I am on my hands and knees if the press gets their hands on "President accosted by Midnight City Hoodlums at Charity Ball" I am going to cry.
★h, you w★nt to pl★y the d★msel in distress.
Something like that, sure. But I have been advised against such measures by the organizer, which I will respect.
i dont mean to tell you how to run your democracy but does publicly requesting assassination attempts usually work?
I’m about to find out.