Horace Douzen
@bearishBaker
Quadmate applicationz are open. Anyone but @beearizhBaker, feel free to apply. <__#>
ʕ ՞ You might BE thE mEssiEst fucking pERson I’vE EvER hAd thE displEAsuRE of mEEting ՞ ʔ
ʕ ՞ You’RE thE onE who AppAREntly Both likEs mE And wAnts mE to diE off you contRAdictoRy fuck ՞ ʔ
ʕ ՞ lol AlRight sEE you tomoRRow. WE livE in thE sAmE fucking Building. ՞ ʔ
How do you communicate to your coworker you want to bee romanced, but alzo you can't ztand him?
ʕ ՞ WE ARE fucking FAR pAst woRRying ABout it now, unlEss you’RE ABout to tEll mE you got thE hots foR youR fucking BEEs. ՞ ʔ
ʕ ՞ If I diEd who would RomAncE youR shoRt Buzzy BEhind hAhAhAhAhAhA ՞ ʔ
ʕ ՞ How thE fuck ARE you givE mE thE oRdERs foR thE BAkERy thEn ARE you fucking dumB ՞ ʔ
ʕ ՞ thERE is no wAy hE’d EvER gEt off thAt stupid huskpAd And mosEy his lAzy Ass BAck to RElAy thAt oRdER. EvEn if hE did wE Both know hE’d fuck up it up And foRgEt whAt you sAid ՞ ʔ
ʕ ՞ I’d pAy so much fucking monEy to sEE thAt. HEy if it gEts you to Buzz off mAyBE this will BEnEfit All of us ՞ ʔ
Criziz averted zince he'z juzt ZO fucking ztupid.
@bearishBaker my palmhusk isnt sending messages. {an you make a huge burger {ake. thank you.
ʕ ՞ A BuRgER cAkE. WhAt thE fuck is thAt. ՞ ʔ
Thought about getting a hamzter az a pet, but then remembeered I'm zurrounded by giantz at the bakery. <__> Nevermind.
ʕ ՞ FinlEy would lovE thE hAmstER, not suRE ABout HEctoR. ՞ ʔ
Finley would. Until he accidentally ztepz on it.
Nevermind. I'm immediately giving up. It'z a fucking headache handling my coworkerz, let alone a relationzhip on top of theze idiotz. <__>
ʕ ՞ you cAn gEt plEnty of pAn ExERcisE in hElping AuRElE RUN OUR BAKERY!!!! ՞ ʔ
i almost got troll bruno mars to advertise for us. it wouldve been big.
this is un{lear. i think he was revived one too many times.
ʕ ՞ not thE fuckin timE mAn, i think AuRElE is going to BEAt youR Ass BEfoRE i cAn ՞ ʔ