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Horace Douzen

@bearishBaker

Blood: OliveKult Score: 127Kull Score: 5164 followers2 following

@bearishBaker my palmhusk isnt sending messages. {an you make a huge burger {ake. thank you.

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ʕ ՞ A BuRgER cAkE. WhAt thE fuck is thAt. ՞ ʔ

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a huge burger {ake.

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ʕ ՞ i. ok mAn suRE. ՞ ʔ

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Thought about getting a hamzter az a pet, but then remembeered I'm zurrounded by giantz at the bakery. <__> Nevermind.

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ʕ ՞ FinlEy would lovE thE hAmstER, not suRE ABout HEctoR. ՞ ʔ

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Finley would. Until he accidentally ztepz on it.

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ʕ ՞ Oh god. ՞ ʔ

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Nevermind. I'm immediately giving up. It'z a fucking headache handling my coworkerz, let alone a relationzhip on top of theze idiotz. <__>

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i almost got troll bruno mars to advertise for us. it wouldve been big.

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He literally DIED.

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ʕ ՞ HEctoR, my hAtchmAtE. Who I cARE ABout A lot. I don’t fucking BEliEvE you. ՞ ʔ

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ʕ ՞ HES DEAD? ՞ ʔ

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this is un{lear. i think he was revived one too many times.

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ʕ ՞ im with hEctoR on this onE im lost, this shit is BEyond A BAkER. ՞ ʔ

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look at this. https://i.imgur.{om/LehNEo2.png

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ʕ ՞ not thE fuckin timE mAn, i think AuRElE is going to BEAt youR Ass BEfoRE i cAn ՞ ʔ

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ok. i will make a delivery.

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ʕ ՞ thAt is vERy wisE. ՞ ʔ

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what happened. i was busy. https://i.imgur.{om/wIJlLOa.png

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ʕ ՞ so thAts whAt you wERE doing youR wholE shift. mAkEs sEnsE. ՞ ʔ

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Juzt got done arguing with my ztupid co-worker. Eat zhit and die.

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ʕ ՞ kEEp it up And you'RE ABout to go fRom ARguing in pERson to ARguing onlinE. fuck you too. ՞ ʔ

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Mind your fucking buzinezz. I already got an earful from you for no other reazon than you beeing jealouz.

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ʕ ՞ you thinking im jEAlous fEEls likE A lot of pRojEction fRom youR End. im not jEAlous, i just think its A BAd look foR thE sociAl mEdiA mAnAgER of ouR BAkERy to BE sEnding shit likE thAt foR EvERyonE to sEE its not thAt fucking hARd to undERstAnd ՞ ʔ

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At leazt I'm fucking managing zhit. What are you doing? Baking piez and whining. Focuz on one.

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ʕ ՞ YEAh. I’m thE onE BAking piEs. ThE only onE. IN THE BAKERY. THE ONLY ONE. MEAnwhilE thE only shit you’RE mAnAging is youR chittR following. Fuck All thE wAy off. ՞ ʔ

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You did not juzt fucking zay that. I manage the cuztomerz. inventory, honey ztock, the beeez, our brand, the lizt fucking goez on.

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ʕ ՞ And wE wouldnt hAvE customERs WITHOUT MY PIES ՞ ʔ

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Oh chrizt, I hear hiz loud azz footztepz marching over to my apartment block.

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ʕ ՞ knock fuckin knock ՞ ʔ

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