Horace Douzen
@bearishBaker
@bearishBaker my palmhusk isnt sending messages. {an you make a huge burger {ake. thank you.
ʕ ՞ A BuRgER cAkE. WhAt thE fuck is thAt. ՞ ʔ
Thought about getting a hamzter az a pet, but then remembeered I'm zurrounded by giantz at the bakery. <__> Nevermind.
ʕ ՞ FinlEy would lovE thE hAmstER, not suRE ABout HEctoR. ՞ ʔ
Finley would. Until he accidentally ztepz on it.
Nevermind. I'm immediately giving up. It'z a fucking headache handling my coworkerz, let alone a relationzhip on top of theze idiotz. <__>
i almost got troll bruno mars to advertise for us. it wouldve been big.
ʕ ՞ HEctoR, my hAtchmAtE. Who I cARE ABout A lot. I don’t fucking BEliEvE you. ՞ ʔ
this is un{lear. i think he was revived one too many times.
ʕ ՞ im with hEctoR on this onE im lost, this shit is BEyond A BAkER. ՞ ʔ
ʕ ՞ not thE fuckin timE mAn, i think AuRElE is going to BEAt youR Ass BEfoRE i cAn ՞ ʔ
what happened. i was busy. https://i.imgur.{om/wIJlLOa.png
ʕ ՞ so thAts whAt you wERE doing youR wholE shift. mAkEs sEnsE. ՞ ʔ
Juzt got done arguing with my ztupid co-worker. Eat zhit and die.
ʕ ՞ kEEp it up And you'RE ABout to go fRom ARguing in pERson to ARguing onlinE. fuck you too. ՞ ʔ
Mind your fucking buzinezz. I already got an earful from you for no other reazon than you beeing jealouz.
ʕ ՞ you thinking im jEAlous fEEls likE A lot of pRojEction fRom youR End. im not jEAlous, i just think its A BAd look foR thE sociAl mEdiA mAnAgER of ouR BAkERy to BE sEnding shit likE thAt foR EvERyonE to sEE its not thAt fucking hARd to undERstAnd ՞ ʔ
At leazt I'm fucking managing zhit. What are you doing? Baking piez and whining. Focuz on one.
ʕ ՞ YEAh. I’m thE onE BAking piEs. ThE only onE. IN THE BAKERY. THE ONLY ONE. MEAnwhilE thE only shit you’RE mAnAging is youR chittR following. Fuck All thE wAy off. ՞ ʔ
You did not juzt fucking zay that. I manage the cuztomerz. inventory, honey ztock, the beeez, our brand, the lizt fucking goez on.
Oh chrizt, I hear hiz loud azz footztepz marching over to my apartment block.