OKAY SO PIZZA FOR BREAKFAST WAS AN AWESOME DECISION ACTUALLY AND TO ALL WHO DOUBTED ME I SAY A FANCIFUL FUCK YOU BECAUSE THAT KICKED ASS. I'LL NEVER UNDERSTAND THE HUMAN CONVENTION OF SOMETHING BEING 'JUST A DINNER FOOD', 'JUST A BREAKFAST FOOD'. EAT WHAT YOU WANT WHENEVER YOU WANT AND THE HATERS CAN CHOKE.
WHAT? NO I ORDERED IT FROM A 24 HOUR PIZZA PLACE AND JUST ATE IT FRESH. I'VE PUT SOME OF IT IN THE FRIDGE FOR LATER AND I'LL PROBABLY REHEAT IT. DON'T TELL ME THERE'S WEIRD SOCIAL CONVENTIONS OVER HOW YOU EAT YOUR FOOD, TOO.

X Ooo, was it pineapple? x
OKAY BUT I DON'T WANT THAT I WANT A FAT AND GREASY PEPPERONI PIZZA NOT SOME SHIT WITH POTATOES ON IT.
NO, I GOT A PEPPERONI (THE ONE I ATE), A BBQ SPICY AND A BASIC CHEESE (BOTH FRIDGED)

There's weird social conventions on everything. In fact, there's heated debates everywhere online about taking any of those options. Pizza cold from the fridge unreheated, pizza sat overnight and thrown into a microwave for a few seconds, et cetera.
THAT'S FUCKING STUPID. WHO CARES HOW YOU EAT YOUR PIZZA, I'M SURE AS HELL NOT GONNA COME INTO YOUR HOUSE AND YELL AT YOU ABOUT IT JUST BECAUSE IT'S NOT THE WAY I'D DO IT. I'M EATING IT MY WAY AND YOU CAN EAT IT YOUR WAY WHO FUCKING CARES?

Such is our nature as thinking beings.


