Being a camboy but instead of the viewer controlled fuck machine dick in my snatch its got a boxing glove at the end of it and it's punching me in the gut. #nsfw #violence
oh, absolutely, you will put in a ridiculous amount of effort for anything you really want.
I really want an anonymous horde of misguided gooners casting Large Fist into my stomach as reparations for the intentionally deceptive clickbait title.
godddddddddddddd. i can feel the smirk you would have.
Wvhat’s got you feeling so especially unhinged today?
The Get Fucked Machine has motion sensing technology and can track my heat signal. It will automatically adjust to a change in position guaranting there is no escape from the onslaught of angry horny reddit users.
nothing like a machine that knows you and will fuck you up, huh?
What's unhinged is how charitable I'm being with this. Graciously giving the general public what they've been asking for. Writing this off on my taxes.
oof, you're not wrong.