♠ hated by @bigBooms
|| WH. | OKAY. | WHATEVER | OVER ||
|| RAKKIT WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE | OVER ||
|| OLIVES ||| PLURAL? | LOL | OVER ||
|| JUST RIBBING YOU A LITTLE | I’M NOT THE BOSS OF YOU | OVER ||
|| NEED TO CHECK IF I GET WORK OFF CUZ OF THE HOLIDAY THIS FRIDAY | @BIGBOOMS DO WE GET WORK OFF? | OVER ||
|| SPENT ALL NIGHT LOOKING FOR A REPORT I’M 99% DOESN’T EVEN EXIST | I CHECKED EVERY PAPER IN MY OFFICE | NOTHING | LOOKED IN EVERY DRAWER AND UNDER MY OWN FUCKING CHAIR | NOTHING | CALLED EVERY SINGLE SQUAD MATE THAT COULD’VE POSSIBLY WALKED IN | NOPE NOBODY TOUCHED ANYTHING | WHICH MEANS I’VE JUST SPENT MY WHOLE NIGHT OFF IN MY OFFICE LOOKING FOR A FUCKING FABLE OF A REPORT | I’M GOING TO LOSE MY DAMN MIND | AND THE BEST PART IS ||| I HAVE ACTUAL WORK TOMORROW!!! | FUUUUUUUUUUCK EVERYTHING! | OVER ||
|| SHE LITERALLY POSTED ABOUT IT | SO I DONT KNOW | YOU TELL ME | OVER ||
|| BECAUSE I ALWAYS DO MY REPORTS | AND THIS REPORT ONLY APPEARED AFTER YOU STARTED HATING ALL MY POSTS ABOUT GOING OUT FOR A SMOKE | AND APPARENTLY YOUVE BEEN DMING THE GIRL I WENT OUT WITH??? | WHATS UP WITH THAT | OVER ||
|| RAKKIT BE 100% WITH ME | DOES THIS REPORT EXIST | OVER ||
|| I SWEAR TO GOD RAKKIT | ALL MY PAPERWORK I BROUGHT BACK WAS FINISHED AND SUBMITTED | IM CALLING MY SQUADMATES TO SEE IF ANY OF THEM TOOK IT | OVER ||
|| I LOOKED ON MY DESK | UNDER MY DESK | *IN* MY DESK | WHAT DO YOU MEAN LOOK HARDER?????? | OVER ||
|| @BIGBOOMS | WHERE THE FUCK IS THIS REPORT | OVER ||
|| HAVE TO SPEND ONE OF MY FEW NIGHTS OFF HEADING BACK INTO WORK BECAUSE APPARENTLY I MISSED A REPORT | SOMEHOW | I’M NOT SURE HOW I COULD MISS A PIECE OF PAPER ON MY DESK BUT ||| FUCK | OVER ||
|| I ||| ALRIGHT | WELL | I GUESS I’LL GET ON BASE AND LOOK FOR IT | OVER ||
|| WELL | YEAH | I’VE BEEN OUT OF OFFICE SINCE IT’S MY NIGHT OFF | OVER ||
|| WHAT DO YOU MEAN | WHERE DID YOU PUT THOSE? | I TURNED IN ALL THE ONES YOU SENT ME | OVER ||
|| THOSE ARE IN YOUR INBOX | OVER ||
|| IT WAS ||| MY OFF NIGHT RAKKIT | NO WORK TO DO | OVER ||
|| BOSS HATED ALL MY PREVIOUS CHITTS | #WATDATMEAN | OVER ||
|| TURNS OUT I DID INDEED NEED FIXING | AND BY GOD DID IT FIX ME | OVER || || THANKS FOR THE FUN NIGHT AND GOOD COMPANY @AVIDAPIARIST | OVER || || HTTPS://CDN.IMGCHEST.COM/FILES/0722AB54E650.PNG | OVER ||
I ztill need to get into zmoking. I'm not zure what your ztandardz are, but maybee we could work zomething out.
|| IM NOT ENTIRELY SURE I NEED FIXING BUT | SMOKING IN A HAZY | DIMLY-LIT ROOM WITH A BEAUTIFUL WOMAN WOULD DEFINITELY MAKE MY OUTLOOK ON LIFE A WHOLE LOT BETTER | BONUS POINTS IF SHE LIGHTS MY SMOKE WITH HERS | OVER ||
https://file.garden/acWgNwdUAVXBJ4PK/Chittr%20Phillip/married.jpg Before I receive any weird messages, please refer to the following image to understand my current relationship status. That's all.
xx W8 I JUST HAD A GENIUS IDEA.... IN THE NAME OF #UNITY IM GONNA FOLLOW EVERY TROLL ON CHITTR!!1! IF U C THIS CHITT I AM COMING FOR U TEE HEE xx ⠀⣠⠴⠚⡙⠙⠲⣤⣠⠖⢋⡛⠙⠲⣄⠀⠀ ⣴⠃⣰⠟⠉⠙⢦⡈⢁⣾⡟⠉⠳⣆⠸⣇⠀ ⣿⠀⣿⠀⠀⠀⠀⠛⠛⠁⠀⠀⠀⡿⠄⣿⠄ ⠸⡄⠸⣇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣰⠃⣰⡏⠀ ⠀⠙⣆⠙⢧⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⡴⠃⣰⠏⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠈⠳⣄⠙⠶⣄⣀⠴⠋⣠⠞⠁⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠓⢦⡈⢡⣰⠞⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠉⠋⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ✩ ♬✮₊.♪⋆☾⋆⁺₊✧
|| OH ||| UH | THANK YOU? | I DIDNT EXPECT YOU TO DO THAT HONESTLY | OVER ||
-- I Would Do This But I Think Delta P Would Actually Straight Up Fucking Kill Me
SO THERE'S A LEADERBOARD NOW? PERHAPS IT WOULD BE NICE TO GET A LOYAL FOLLOWING TO DESTROY THE HEDGEHOG!!! RIGHT NOW I'VE SUCCEEDED IN GATHERING WHAT ARE KNOWN AS "TIME STONES" ON THE LITTLE PLANET, AND I HAVE PLANTED ROBOT GENERATORS IN THE PAST. WITH THE ROBOT GENERATORS IN THE PAST, I HAVE BEEN ABLE TO ACCELERATE MY PLANS AS I RETURN TO THE PRESENT. WHAT AWAITS ME IF I DECIDE TO TRAVEL TO THE FUTURE???
|| KEEP TELLING YOURSELF THAT BOSS LADY | OVER ||
|| YEAH BUT I GOT MINE FIRST THOUGH LOLLLLLLLLL | FOR YOU 🥈 | OVER ||
Never do th4t ever 4g4in, I lost three sweeps 4nd my pumper 4lmost exploded. ... But I do know the 4nswer to th4t question.
> fa1r en0ugh l0l :] 1 just l1ke funny badges
|| OVER WHAT? | A BADGE? | IF YOU ASK NICELY IM SURE YOU CAN GET ONE | OVER ||
|| WHY WHATS WRONG | LOL | OVER ||
> 1t sp1ns!!!
So-CalleD "FreE ThinkerS" WheN There'S A FunnY LittlE CheckmarK:
Sorry for stalling everyone, the TRUE leader of the 8lue team has arrived ::::)
|| HUH | WELL | THAT ACTUALLY WORKED | AWESOME | OVER ||
|| @BIGBOOMS LOOK AT THIS | OVER ||
|| ALRIGHT ||| SIGH | TIME TO GO TAKE A NAP AND ALSO SOME PAIN MEDS | OVER ||
No, don't 4nymore. Cle4n it 4nd we4r some b4nd4ges.
I h4te th4t you're 4greeing with me, so Bod4ri: do not ch4nge your forehe4d.
|| I LITERALLY SAID IM TRYING | OVER ||
|| I HAVE LITERAL FUCKING TRACKS ON MY FOREHEAD | IM TRYING TO WASH THEM OFF BUT | OVER ||
|| THE SHIT IN QUESTION BEING MY FUCKING FOREHEAD | YOU SAID TO STAND STRAIGHT UP AND NOT MOVE | OVER ||
|| THANKS TROLLBAMA | OVER ||
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|| GOOD NEWS I SURVIVED MY BOSS TRYING TO JUMP OVER MY HEAD ON HER ROLLERSKATES | BAD NEWS I NEED TO FIND OUT HOW TO REMOVE SKID MARKS FROM MY FOREHEAD | OVER ||
I DON'T KNOW WHETHER I'VE $EEN A $INGLE CERULEANBLOOD ON HERE. THEY THINK THEY'RE TOO GOOD FOR CHITTR OR ARE THEY ARE ALL ON CERULEAN$KY?
andrEw hussiE rEportEdly alivE and wEll in thEir homE💔
grill mE a chEEsEE ohh
|| CLEAR ME | AS IN YOU ARE GOING TO JUMP OVER ME | WITH YOUR SKATES | I CAN JUST SET THE CAMERA UP ON A TRIPOD IF YOU WANT THE ANGLE | OVER ||
🜲 ~ THE DAYS OF TYRANNY ARE NUMBERED, SEARCH FOR THE CROVVVN. REACH FOR THE CHROMATICA.
nesben is being assailed by another drone nesben will return once nesben has eaten it
|| RAKKIT | THE SUN *JUST* WENT DOWN? | IM NOT EVEN OUT OF MY RECUPERACOON | OVER ||
|| WAIT SHE HAS ME FRIENDED HERE FUCK | THIS IS A JOKE GLORY TO ALTERNIA | OVER ||
|| NOT EVEN THE ASSCRACK OF EVENING AND MY BOSS IS HITTING ME UP FOR SHIT | GOD DAMNMMMMMM | OVER ||
|| COUGH COUGH SMOKING RIGHT NOW SORRY COUGH | OVER ||
|| @BIGBOOMS I'M LEAVING THIS UP TO YOU | GODSPEED I'M GOING ON SMOKE BREAK | OVER ||
/╲/ ( NOTHING COULD POSSIBLY BE MORE ENRICHING THAN A REFRESHING WORK OUT!!!! ) /╱\
|| YEAH HONESTLY I THOUGHT YOU'D THINK SOCIAL MEDIA IS FOR DUMB IDIOTS WHO STAY INSIDE ALL NIGHT OR SOMETHING | OVER ||
|| HONESTLY WHAT ON ALTERNIA IS GOOD FOR YOUR HEALTH | BUT HEY IVE HEARD GOOD THINGS ABOUT THOSE HERBAL CIGS MAYBE THAT'S WORTH A SHOT | OVER ||
/╲/ ( THE AMOUNT OF REPLIES ENCOURAGING THIS BEHAVIOR IS APPALLING!!! I AM GOING TO REWRITE YOUR TRAINING REGIMEN TO INCLUDE EVEN MORE INTENSE CARDIO TO MAKE UP FOR THIS!!!!!!!! ) /╱\
If you ever get lost in the woods 4nd see 4 little cott4ge with flowers 4nd herbs 4ll 4round it, do not 4nd I repe4t DO NOT e4t them. If you die in my y4rd I will feed your corpse to my pl4nts.
Right, my b4d, let me rephr4se: censor the b4d l4ngu4ge.