Was anybody gonna tell me I share initials with the titular character ‘Scooby Doo’ or was I just gonna have to find that out myself

what's new scooby doo? they're comin' after you you gotta solve that mystery!
fuuuuuck I have to solve mysteries now?? Yet another burden on the shoulders of Sedulous ‘Scooby Doo’ Darling Actually if this sticks as a nickname somehow I’m deleting this specific entire universe and everyone in it-

Ruh-roh! Reeheehehehee Nah don't worry you just gotta be bait for monsters
Oh ok so nothing about my life will change then! Good to know

Would you do it for a Darling Snack?
Wait what would a darling snack even consist of. I don’t know if I want to know the answer to that question,

I am envisioning some kind of chocolate covered nut or berry.
