We are proud to announce that we have managed to salvage the technology from a recent universal excursion we have led, and our proud and dedicated team of scientists have taken it and given it QUITE the upgrade if we do say so ourselves, the Mark II BH laser rifle is out NOW! Oncoming are words from the head of our research and weaponry department, Dr. Flug, in regards to the capabilities and making of it. "This took a solid 2 weeks to replicate for our usage, and another month to apply the appropriate upgrades to fully ensure no self-detonations happen from any accidental "self destruction" button clicks, it now comes with a safeguard for that feature. The upgrades aformentioned now makes it so it has 3 modes, continuous, bust fire, and a mode that we simply labeled crudely as, ahem, "fuck around and find out" mode. I hope my efforts weren't in vain, because this took a lot of blood, sweat, radiation poisoning, and burns to accomplish in its creation." The MK II is out NOW on our website, and for those wanting to join our cause. - Sincerely, Blackhat Incorporated https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/d56c983b22f9.jpg
My, my, what a hefty beaut right there!
We have forwarded your appraisal to the head of our research and weapons department, Dr. Flug. He has a message that is wished to be relayed: "Thank you, kind sir! Me and my team do our very best in regards to our creations, and hope that this suffices for any of your blasting needs." - Dr. Flug