Hello to all denizens of this platform. We, and more specifically, Black Hat himself has noticed that engagement has been low with our newfound organization taking hold here. The leader of this great organization has come forth to make a post himself. The following is from Black Hat DIRECTLY. "Greetings you miscreants of this forsaken platform. As you know, our assistance in spreading villainly across the multiverse has now led us here into this universe with this odd social media platform. A questionable business maneuver as I'm sure you're asking yourself, but don't fret or question our ways, for we only wish to expand both our profits AND evil across the multiverse, and eventually, the entire omniverse itself! All will kneel to the reign of villainy, and you will all clap for it. So don't be a coward, join us today to be the a part of the best in the business. Okay, now Flug turn this shit off I have other busi—" That is the end of the transmission from our CEO, Black Hat! And don't forget to stay tuned for more updates and details. — BlackHat Incorporated https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/8feef737473c.jpeg
We at BlackHat Incorporated are willing to hear anything and anyone out and send it to the appropriate department. - BlackHat Incorporated
If you wish to conduct business with the CEO himself, then you are more than allowed to attempt such. If this is meant in, er... *Another* way, then we would highly advise against such for your safety. Thank you. - BlackHat Incorporated
I. Guess we will forward this to our media department. If you experience the loss of any limbs or blood, or have any physical or psychological distress after anything, we are not held liable in the eyes of the law. - BlackHat Incorporated