Office of the Mayor Carol Holiday.
@bladedRoar
Official social media of the Hometown, New Hampshire mayoral office. Mother of two. Lord of Heart. Student of the blade. To fight for justice even if it means fighting alone: that is Kamen Rider.
Imagine a martyr who died and said fuck. The form his martyrdom takes is entirely controlled by the interpretation of his legend. By adjusting the interpretation of preexisting narration, it is possible to exert fine control over outcomes without intervening directly.
Regarding the dissonance between my Chittr avatar and the formal nature of my posting as a government official: This is intentional. The use of this specific avatar with a straight face is an intimidation tactic, meant to immediately signal the risks of fucking with me to observers.
I wear the armor of a Rider with pride, but even I must admit that the sounds of transformation can be a bit much at times. The simplicity of a voice clip such as "Standing by." holds the most aura, in my opinion.
Where there are demons, I slay them. Where there are saints, I slay them. Mine is the way of the sword.
IT'S THE MIDDLE OF *JULY*
Christmas is a lifestyle. I may be a sword saint and Rider, but that doesn't stop me from keeping a pocket fancysantakind specibus.
I ask not for acclaim or recognition. I provide results, and that is all that matters. It is irrelevant whether the inhabitants of my walled garden are aware of my work to protect their daily lives. I simply do it, and they receive the benefits. To live in blissful ignorance is truly beautiful, isn't it? I am more of a mechanic than a hero, and more of an administrator than a politician. Thus, my life needs no meaning, for my body is an extension of my sword. Rise and grind.
And you do not have to, young one. My work continues to bring salvation regardless of who is aware of it.
gimme a break i dropped out of school at 4 sweep's old
I fight so that my constituents may live in peace in this perfect walled garden. Can you say that you have such a grand ideal to fight for? Rise and grind.
🥰😁🤏now those are words to live by!!!🙌😁🥰 👋🧱🌿🪴if flowers could thank us for all we do to keep them pretty and their lives utterly fucking unbothered they would probably be just as thanklessly ungrateful for all thats done for them🍃🪴🧱👋 😁 but carol? can i call you carol? when you go to bat for your constituents and your @bladedRoar is unsheathed at full volume there isnt a holiday cheer in any season felt just as tremendously loudly 😁 🎄🦌🥂 we arent talking about opening presents we are talking about presenting openings, like SLEIGH BESTIE SLEIGH!!! run them over like their name was GRAND MAW!!!!! unSHEATHE that katana and start calimarring those bitches like 🥂🦌🎄 🫶SWOON🫶 #Chairministrangling #PityABoss #LikeABoss #AndMediAteABoss #AndCarolFuckingMediATE ✨🟢 CHARMS IS AWWWWWNLINE.
* Flowers are actually quite thankful of those who have taken care of them and the effort they put in for us. * I... I mean them.
😁😁😁were it only so😁😁😁 🙌ive brought flowers back from the brink of death and petal shedding decay🙌 🤏🥀 took em in while they were weak and everyone gave up on them... ...and nursed them back to voluminous bills of health and root wrangled prosperity...i made those cute little things dance👌🌹 👏i👏would👏kiss👏a👏flower👏if👏it👏made👏em👏feel👏better👏or👏anything👏at👏all👏 ✋but sadly, flowers, tend to be the strong, stalk and silent types...oh well✋ 🤙at least theyre p receptive to being read to, im sure they love my chitts🤙 #Chairministrangling #PityABoss #LikeABoss #AndMediAteABoss 🥀🟢🌹 CHARMS IS AHAH ONLINE.
I see that my reputation precedes me. The honor is mine to have the support of an affiliate of the Felt. I look forward to future cooperation.
@imJunior Please assign the badges "Verified," "Sword Saint," and "Narrator." Your cooperation is appreciated.
