
dropped my fucking sprite man wtf

nah its a 2liter of sprite my dirk bought me cause i havent been a dumbass lately
Well just let it sit for a little before opening it unless you wanna spray your Dirk with it.

fuck i shouldve thought of that

you right dont rat on me though

you always gotta have your own back first even if its an alt yous back
Yeah except when I was the one to give you the idea on the first place. Kid you relize that if your Dirk finds out it was me who gave that idea to you, you’re not the one in trouble right?

he aint gonna find out cause im not a snitch also he probably will just go "aw shucks what the hell dave" and go take a shower
An eternity bath. Sounds a great idea right now. Sadly I am at a party. If I sadly I mean, not sad at all Karkat is coolish. Got my Dave here too.