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Hank J. Wimbleton

@blenderGuy

i like blenders. don't ask me about them though. you don't know as much as me. #1 Wanted in Nevada . (Fuck the AAHW)

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Hank J. Wimbleton

@blenderGuy[BG]

---> sometimes i wonder what i'd do if i wasn't wanted, maybe be a blender salesman. that'd be cool.

Hank J. Wimbleton

@blenderGuy[BG]

---> before i have to go crash this truck, quick question . mustard or ketchup on hotdogs? i'll check this after crashing.

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Hank J. Wimbleton

@blenderGuy[BG]

---> where's the hotdog guy when you need him?

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Security Chief Benrey

@johnwickLover[JL]

i mean if you can find heavenly sword with it yeah. yknow that games gonna be the next halo right. frags everywhere.

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@transcendentGothia[TG]

dude of fucking course i do what kind of question

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Hank J. Wimbleton

@blenderGuy[BG]

---> nothing beats gears of war but halo is alright i guess. halo is alright i guess. never really gave me the same feeling.

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Security Chief Benrey

@johnwickLover[JL]

hell yeah.

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Security Chief Benrey

@johnwickLover[JL]

okay yeah but heavenly sword is sick. new game. new halo for sony. like so sick.

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Hank J. Wimbleton

@blenderGuy[BG]

---> but gears of war, it's revolutionary. besides, it's sick tearing things apart, can't get that anywhere else.

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Security Chief Benrey

@johnwickLover[JL]

i dunno man i see lots of it in the trailer for heavenly sword soooo.

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Hank J. Wimbleton

@blenderGuy[BG]

---> but does it have as much as gears?

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Security Chief Benrey

@johnwickLover[JL]

lotta swords.

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Hank J. Wimbleton

@blenderGuy[BG]

---> could be chainsaws though, chainsaws are dope.

Hank J. Wimbleton

@blenderGuy[BG]

---> do you ever wonder if blenders have feelings?

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@boozyGnostalgic[BG]

gotta wait for the perfect one anyways its like being the chosen one for a cat

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Hank J. Wimbleton

@blenderGuy[BG]

---> if you get a ninja i'm adding one more to the tally.

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@fncysntakiinD[FD]

Ninjas are under the category of blenders that have feelings. So be careful.

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@boozyGnostalgic[BG]

understood blender master what u recommend to me then to look out for??

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Hank J. Wimbleton

@blenderGuy[BG]

---> yeah and they're also pretentious assholes who think they're better than everyone else.

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Hank J. Wimbleton

@blenderGuy[BG]

---> look for a philips. anything without a touchscreen.

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@boozyGnostalgic[BG]

ill look only for philips then

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Hank J. Wimbleton

@blenderGuy[BG]

---> fill me in when you have one, i will provide support on what to do next.

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@fncysntakiinD[FD]

Dude, yeah, I can’t even express how relieving it is that I’m not the only one. I’ve never received so much snark from an electronic in my life. And I’ve literally coded electronics to snark as their sole function.

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@fncysntakiinD[FD]

Try Blendtec, they’re chill.