Certified Good Boy
@blindRuns
⌖ If you see me it's too late. ⌖ [[ ooc: missioDei ]]
₍ᐢ•ﻌ•ᐢ₎ IMMA PUT MY BULGE UP HIS ASS ੭
⌖ Ion like when you say it.... makin me reconsider. ⌖
₍ᐢ•ﻌ•ᐢ₎ The pelt-with-nuts method NEVER FAILS, by the way. If you see dissenters, THEY'RE WRONG CAUSE THEY GOT PELTED WITH NUTS.੭
⌖ Next time I'm just gonna take them all. ⌖
₍ᐢ•ﻌ•ᐢ₎ I SHOOT OUT OF MY LEAGUE CONSTANTLY AND SNAG HOT HIGHBLOODS REGULARLY. WHY IS THE ONE THAT STAYS THE FUCKING DOG. He's cute so I'll give him that. BUT HE ANGERS ME AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUGH.੭
D --> It is the duty of all higher b100ds to manetain and prioritize the wants and needs of the lesser and lower D --> It is our hatchright and our blessing D --> That is why Trotswor% is a charity organization D --> And that is why I often allow my moirail, a lower b100d, to place me in a suit of fine leather and e%pensive strappery from the isles of yore in High Beforus D --> And at her request D --> Imitate the sounds and mannerisms of her favorite creature D --> The humble meowing beast D --> It is degrading D --> A weak and feeble beast to imitate D --> But it is my duty and I do it with pride D --> And all should follow in my e%ample
Bri*ng Your "pet" To The Bar Day, "pets" Get Unli*mi*ted Treats And Half Off Dri*nks, Curb Your "dogs, Cats, Hoofebeasts And All Other Compani*ons", Please. #suggesti*ve #nsfw #cavecarapaceᛝ
₍ᐢ•ﻌ•ᐢ₎ Isreku has a type and it's highbloods that roll over when she tells them too.੭
⌖ I got two baddies one walks me like a dog and the other lets me chase them like one. ⌖
₍ᐢ•ﻌ•ᐢ₎ the like is from iresku and the pity and HATE is from me.੭
>> Everyth¡ng about th¡ડ poડt ¡ડ perfect
₍ᐢ•ﻌ•ᐢ₎ NOOO YOURE TO HEAVY!! I"LL FART THIS TIME.੭
⌖ I'll just lay parallel on you. Your face to my bosom. You can rumble against the ground as much as you want since it won't reach me. ⌖
⌖ I'm based af and my brother hates it. ⌖
>> 1MFAO why doeડ he hate ¡t
I think manipulating highbl00ds is an essential life skill f0r any l0wbl00d
₍ᐢ•ﻌ•ᐢ₎ My favorite marvel rivals character is Squirrel girl!!!!੭
₍ᐢ•ﻌ•ᐢ₎ yesterday he laid on me and i couldn't move. I am not a very big squirrel! it sucked!!! ₍ᐢ◌•̯̀ ㅅ•̯́◌ᐢ₎੭
₍ᐢ•ﻌ•ᐢ₎ ₍ ᐢ•̯́ ₃ •̯̀ᐢ₎ what if I died??????? actually dont answer that੭
⌖ Next time I might sit on you. Who knows? The ball is in your park. Or I guess nut. Acorn, what have you. ⌖
₍ᐢ•ﻌ•ᐢ₎ @blindRuns, your name is a FARCE. You are NOT a CERTIFIED GOOD BOY; you are a BAD BOY, and you make me MAD ₍ᐢ◌•̯̀ ㅅ•̯́◌ᐢ₎੭
⌖ All cause I told you your lil sweatshirt and pants ain't sexy. And I still hit tho, so like why you mad? I hope you're running right now just for head start. ⌖
₍ᐢ•ﻌ•ᐢ₎ Isreku here: so it's known I'm pesky's moirail~! He doesn't want to add my quirk here. ;) This is what I look like, lovelies. ((ooc: gift art by blinxtwo on tumblr)) ੭
