Shot Of The Ni*ght i* Call I*t "gurt" Because I*t's Strawberry Flavored and The Consi*stency, You Ask? Just Try I*t #substanceᛝ
omg what kind of drink do you need to say "don't worry about the mouth feel" about?
The Gurt Ki*nd, come On be Brave And Do Not Worry At All About I*t, nor How Hard You Must Gulp #substanceᛝ
i mean i am pretty brave and pretty stubborn. i'm not one to give up, even when it comes to weird drinks!
I*ts Good I* Promi*se you Just Need A Strong Throat i*t I*sn't Even That Bi*g of A Deal You The Dri*nk Master, Ji*ll #substanceᛝ
ngl, that may be the weirdest thing i think anyone has ever told me. but it's a good thing i'm strong, huh? :p

|'ve h^d worse textvres l^y it on me.
Good Man come Get Some Gurt you Got Thi*s You Shant Let I*t Wi*n, you Thi*nk You Can Handle The Gurt, Kartah?ᛝ

| know | c^n |'m not gonn^ let some thick liqvid stop me.