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Broseph "Bro" Strider
2 months ago
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brotherly love.
it's tough. unbreakable.
Believer of Whimsy
Your crops are watered, your vibes are pure, and you're friends with Florid.
@broStrider[BS]

Unofficial DoD lab (broseph strider) projects: - Air freshener that neutralizes the smell of fish/seafood specifically (I think this is better for Hastur) (requested by staff) - Fast-brewing coffee machine - Good job robot that tells you that you did a good job (requested by intern) - Something to cool coffee down faster - Broseph Strider mini robot for the desk that aura farms. (requested by intern) - Mini trollbama robot that tells you to take your medicine (requested by intern) - Magical transformation wand (requested by me) Denied projects: - Gun that destroys canned fish snacks in the breakroom - Weapon that blows up anyone eating Employee Stella's yogurt before she has it - Atomizer but only works on employees who brought stinky food to the office. - Tiny Brobot that sings. - iDog Florid.

Kult: +52
Kull: +35
Total: 87
Ratio: 1.49
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Sylink
2 months ago
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chaku-mun
This user loves the cooling night, the beautiful moon.
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@singularityManifest[SM]

You see the ★tomizer is ★ b★d ide★ bec★use I don't even work here. The ★ur★ f★rming mini robot is f★nt★stic though.

Kult: +10
Total: 10
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Barak Trollbama
2 months ago
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Horrible day for the intern Stella fans.

Kult: +5
Total: 5
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Broseph "Bro" Strider
2 months ago
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Trollbama’s Kryptonite
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brotherly love.
it's tough. unbreakable.
Believer of Whimsy
Your crops are watered, your vibes are pure, and you're friends with Florid.
@broStrider[BS]

I think eating fish in the break room has been a problem; it gets requested once a week. It is, so I will make it.

Kult: +12
Total: 12
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Broseph "Bro" Strider
2 months ago
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Trollbama’s Kryptonite
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This user slogged through Moderator Dirk's boring badge rant.
brotherly love.
it's tough. unbreakable.
Believer of Whimsy
Your crops are watered, your vibes are pure, and you're friends with Florid.
@broStrider[BS]

Very rough day for Employee Stella's fans.

Kult: +5
Total: 5
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Sylink
2 months ago
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chaku-mun
This user loves the cooling night, the beautiful moon.
Had to be there.
Survived the security certificate expiration event.
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@singularityManifest[SM]

Well ★nd here I thought I w★s unique.

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Broseph "Bro" Strider
2 months ago
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Trollbama’s Kryptonite
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This user slogged through Moderator Dirk's boring badge rant.
brotherly love.
it's tough. unbreakable.
Believer of Whimsy
Your crops are watered, your vibes are pure, and you're friends with Florid.
@broStrider[BS]

People love fish. But also, eating a seafood boil in the break room is diabolical.

Kult: +7
Total: 7
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Sylink
2 months ago
Sword Saint
User has decided to live and die by the sword.
chaku-mun
This user loves the cooling night, the beautiful moon.
Had to be there.
Survived the security certificate expiration event.
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@singularityManifest[SM]

It w★s enrichment for Florid ★nd ★lso re★lly funny to me. Don't worry it prob★bly won't h★ppen ★g★in.