Unofficial DoD lab (broseph strider) projects: - Air freshener that neutralizes the smell of fish/seafood specifically (I think this is better for Hastur) (requested by staff) - Fast-brewing coffee machine - Good job robot that tells you that you did a good job (requested by intern) - Something to cool coffee down faster - Broseph Strider mini robot for the desk that aura farms. (requested by intern) - Mini trollbama robot that tells you to take your medicine (requested by intern) - Magical transformation wand (requested by me) Denied projects: - Gun that destroys canned fish snacks in the breakroom - Weapon that blows up anyone eating Employee Stella's yogurt before she has it - Atomizer but only works on employees who brought stinky food to the office. - Tiny Brobot that sings. - iDog Florid.
You see the ★tomizer is ★ b★d ide★ bec★use I don't even work here. The ★ur★ f★rming mini robot is f★nt★stic though.
Horrible day for the intern Stella fans.
I think eating fish in the break room has been a problem; it gets requested once a week. It is, so I will make it.
Very rough day for Employee Stella's fans.
Well ★nd here I thought I w★s unique.
People love fish. But also, eating a seafood boil in the break room is diabolical.
It w★s enrichment for Florid ★nd ★lso re★lly funny to me. Don't worry it prob★bly won't h★ppen ★g★in.