BROADWAY KARKAT
@broadwayKarkat
INTERPLANETARY SUPERSTAR AND MUSICAL LEGEND. MY BLOOD ISN'T PINK, IDIOTS. // PFP by limecakey on DeviantArt
IF I WAX SCARLET FOR YOU IN THE MOONLIGHT A MOMENT LATER, BLACK AS THOUGH IT'S MIDNIGHT MY COMPLICATED FEELINGS, EVER-CHANGING ARЕ LIKE THE PHASES OF THЕ MOON!
MAROONED CHAINED UP AND LONELY I'VE SEEN WWHALES LESS HOMELY THOUGH YOUR BOAT'S WAVES WILL ROCK HER NO PLACE LIKE DAVEY'S LOCKER BUT WHEN YOUR SCARF SURROUNDS ME I'M GLAD IT'S YOU THAT FOUND ME OUT I'D RATHER BE BACK ON DRY GROUND BUT OHHHHHHHH LOVE ME DROOOOWNED!!! LOVE ME DROWNED!
I HATE YOUR FUCKING FACE AND THAT STOIC STARE I THINK YOUR CAPE IS DUMB AND YOU'VE GOT NO FLAIR I THINK IT'S PRETTY CLEAR THAT I DO NOT CARE BUT I WANNA RUN MY HANDS THROUGH YOUR HIPSTER HAIR!!
IN WHICH THE MAIN PROTAGONIST SITS IDLY TIL ONE DAY HE FINDS HIMSELF HEAD OVER HEELS FOR REDROM INTEREST A BUT REDROM INTEREST A IS FLUSHING FOR HER KISMESIS WHOSE AUSPISTICIOUS MOIRAIL IS THE MAIN PROTAGONIST~
AND THAT’S NOT EVEN A HATE-DATE MOVIE... BUT THESE ARE! ”NICK AND NORAH’S INFINITE PLAYLIST,” ”MY BIG FAT GREEK WEDDING,”
”TEN THINGS I HATE ABOUT YOU,” ”A CINDERELLA STORY,”
”SHE’S THE MAN,” ”THE REBOUND,” ”HITCH,” AND ”MISS CONGENIALITY”!!!!!!!!
I KNOW BALL. WHAT WAS YOUR FAVORITE SONG YOU MADE
RIGHT NOW I'M REALLY ENJOYING SINGING "LOVE ME DROWNED" AND OBVIOUSLY "BE A FANBOY" IS UP THERE TOO.
NEVER CAN GO WRONG WITH LOVE ME DROWNED, I PERSONALLY FUCKING ADORE MOONLIGHT TSUNDERE
KARKALICIOUS, DEFINITION:
D --> We simply do not know yet
D --> You shall not lead me snout first in to a "wingbeast is the word" bit. Everyone has not herd
MAKES TEREZI LOCO
Karkalicious (noun) kˌɑːkɐlˈɪʃəs Giving great Karkat vibes, something that is biting and astringent but still somewhat pleasurable. "These Warheads are quite karkalicious"