[IMMOLATION] <[I am proud to ANNOUNCE that the contestant application form has been officially CLOSED! Let us take a look at those SWEET, SWEET naive individuals! If you had been chosen, you will receive a MESSAGE BACK soon!] <[But that's not the only NEWS tonight! We have decided to invite a SPECIAL GUEST for the upcoming FIRST EPISODE of WHEEL OF TORTURE! They caught our attention with their ENDLESS CHARM, UNCONVENTIAL MINDSET and the BURNING DESIRE to GET TO KNOW our dear contestants... totally not because we're SEVERELY UNDERSTAFFED!] <[STAY TUNED!] <[#wheeloftorturecastingcall #secretguest #ohmy]
꧁didiwin?꧂
[STONING] <[Dear bulg.... dear viewer, you did NOT APPLY, as far as I am aware! So yeah, you did. In a WAY.]
꧁yippeee happy wrigglingday꧂