its true i lovve vvirgins because as a highblood it is my destiny to defile
he can't consider anything, he's 8een pan-dead since hatch
MMajor yikesaMMundo big gup
that why you protect your's so hard ?? waiting for a 8igger, stronger, cooler high8lood to define YOU ??
#owned
I'm two secs away from owning all of his fangs. may8e some of his 8ones on a mount on the wall
bloody spinal chute gapin hell i thought i blocked you but figures this shoddy gutterblood run wwebsite functions like a boat wwith negativve buoyancy dont you DARE refer to us as kin wwith your flippy little fringe an greasy face framin wwisps i am sick to my nutrition sacks just lookin at you an dont evven get me STARTED on that scythian basics fit you must be the most broken eri ivve evver had the misfortune a encounterin i shudder to imagine wwhat type a pan break you must havve endured to adopt such a degenerate facade for neptunes sake take off the arm socks that came complementary wwith your bulge agitator an do somethin useful like sluggin a lowwblood or drivvin a scuttletruck into a herd a moobeasts i feel like im starin into a honkblock mirror youre not real an i rebuke THEE
i lovve you eridan and i accept you wwith open arms wwould you like a copy of this outfit to try on it is quite fun
fuck youre too strong evven my searin empirical wwhite powwwwah turns to goo in your presence i can feel my science wwand growwin limp get me the fuck outta here
funniest joke I've heard all perigee