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"Troll Becky"

@bureaucraticStenographer

Sh|x|tpetas G|x|rl Fr|x|day She/her

Blood: GoldAge: 28 years13 sweepsKult Score: 452Kull Score: 3488 followers 11 following

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@bureaucraticStenographer[BS]

My boss w|x|shes for me to |x|nform you all that |X|'m real... So... |X|'m real B|

Kult: +50

Kull: +40

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@corollaryAtopos[CA]

.god damnit beckiE

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@bureaucraticStenographer[BS]

That's not how my name |x|s spelled. |X|ts Beckey.

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@corollaryAtopos[CA]

.bekeyE

Kull: +2

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@bureaucraticStenographer[BS]

Thank you.

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@corollaryAtopos[CA]

.becheigH

Kull: +5

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@bureaucraticStenographer[BS]

Wrong.

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@corollaryAtopos[CA]

.bheghckeigH

Kull: +5

Total: 5

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@bureaucraticStenographer[BS]

Go to Hell.

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verifiably kitty

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@malleablePersonage[MP]

@bureaucraticStenographer stop holding my calls for now. Thank you!

@bureaucraticStenographer

Kult: +5

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Ratio: 1.00

@bureaucraticStenographer[BS]

Okay.

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verifiably kitty

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@malleablePersonage[MP]

Kris Beam

Kult: +30

Kull: +25

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Ratio: 1.20

Shitpeta #fightme Leijon

verifiably kitty

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Knotty

This user appropriately tagged their NSFW. Nice.

Chronic Catturbater

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transgender

love yourself

@lilShitpeta[LS]

:33< shitpeta beam

Kult: +10

Total: 10

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verifiably kitty

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@malleablePersonage[MP]

Troll Becky, hold my calls

Kult: +10

Total: 10

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@bureaucraticStenographer[BS]

Pay me 8 d|x|g|x|ts and |X|'ll cons|x|der |x|t.

Kult: +5

Total: 5

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verifiably kitty

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@malleablePersonage[MP]

Okay.

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@bureaucraticStenographer[BS]

Okay.

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@geodeGardener[GG]

QUESTION NO 8: ONE OF YOUR EMPLOYEES KEEPS FLIRTING WITH YOU AND YOU HAVE NO INTEREST IN THEM WHATSO EVER. WHAT DO YOU DO?

Kult: +10

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@bureaucraticStenographer[BS]

Just go to the HR department and f|x|le a compla|x|nt.

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T-H-E PUREBRED!!!

@saddledAsymmetry[SA]

>:=D I mIGHT HAVE THE WORST ACRONYm ON THIS PLATFORm. OH mY HOOVES SmH

Kult: +12

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@bureaucraticStenographer[BS]

Hmm. Yeah m|x|nes pretty bad too... Not THAT bad though.

Kult: +2

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@bureaucraticStenographer[BS]

J|x|nx Egbert. @ectoB|x|olog|x|st#6844 |X| would l|x|ke to schedule a meet|x|ng w|x|th you asap please. https://|x|.|x|mgur.com/oy1O2eJ.png

@ectoBiologist#6844

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transgender

love yourself

@ectoBiologist[EB]

hahahaha uh- sorry i'm all booked up!

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@bureaucraticStenographer[BS]

Make t|x|me for |x|t.

@bureaucraticStenographer[BS]

Okay.

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@trendyGnostalgic[TG]

u need 2 unionize

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@bureaucraticStenographer[BS]

|X| already am un|x|on|x|zed.

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@bureaucraticStenographer[BS]

She d|x|dn't tell me to hold her calls so |X| d|x|dn't get to do my whole b|x|t yesterday B|

Kult: +10

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dane.

dane.

@balefulEnnui[BE]

becky hold MY calls

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@bureaucraticStenographer[BS]

Pay me an 8 d|x|g|x|t salary.

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This user doesn't just own the finer things in life. This user is them.

𝐸𝓃𝑔𝓁𝒾𝓈𝒽'𝓈 𝒞𝒽𝑜𝓈𝑒𝓃

𝓞𝓷𝓮 𝓸𝓯 𝓽𝓱𝓮 𝓼𝓮𝓵𝓮𝓬𝓽 𝓯𝓮𝔀 𝓲𝓷 𝓱𝓲𝓼 𝓼𝓮𝓻𝓿𝓲𝓬𝓮.

NEVER CAuGHT LACKING LACKEY.

THIS uSER. LACKS NOTHING.

Illumimenati

⬆️👤🗣️👥🛐🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇪🇳✨🔠.

@crowbarFelt[CF]

Nobody appreciates a good desk anymore. None a'dat plastic cheapo shit, I'm talkin' real redwood fine grain sturdy tables. You know the world's fallin' apart when you can't find this stuff anymore...

Kult: +22

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@bureaucraticStenographer[BS]

|X| love a good desk.

@bureaucraticStenographer[BS]

Hey. Don't let her do that somebody talk her out of go|x|ng hunt|x|ng w|x|th her bare hands wh|x|le she has a 101 temp.

Kult: +17

Kull: +10

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@tenaciousCorvid[TC]

\ b0ld 0f y0u t0 assume ANY0NE can st0p her /

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@bureaucraticStenographer[BS]

... Whatever.

Shitpeta #fightme Leijon

verifiably kitty

this user / is most certainly / a purrbeast adjacent goober

Knotty

This user appropriately tagged their NSFW. Nice.

Chronic Catturbater

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transgender

love yourself

@lilShitpeta[LS]

:33< *the mighty huntress swings her f33t off the side of a cliff sipping a big cup of tea and pushing impurrtant doccmewments off it*

Kult: +20

Kull: +10

Total: 30

Ratio: 2.00

venture caspertalist

YUCKY PENNY

This user is reviled beyond sins God ever envisioned.

Pitch Hearted

A truly reviled user.

#TagYoureIt

#Its #An #Addiction

@chillerAficionado[CA]

More! Haha do it again!

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@bureaucraticStenographer[BS]

Do NOT encourage th|x|s |X| need those to do my JOB!

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transgender

love yourself

𝐸𝓃𝑔𝓁𝒾𝓈𝒽'𝓈 𝒞𝒽𝑜𝓈𝑒𝓃

𝓞𝓷𝓮 𝓸𝓯 𝓽𝓱𝓮 𝓼𝓮𝓵𝓮𝓬𝓽 𝓯𝓮𝔀 𝓲𝓷 𝓱𝓲𝓼 𝓼𝓮𝓻𝓿𝓲𝓬𝓮.

@adiosToreador[AT]

oH MY GOD SHE FOLLOWED ME, dID i FINALLY, mAKE IT BIG??

Kult: +19

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@bureaucraticStenographer[BS]

B|

Kult: +5

Total: 5

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transgender

love yourself

𝐸𝓃𝑔𝓁𝒾𝓈𝒽'𝓈 𝒞𝒽𝑜𝓈𝑒𝓃

𝓞𝓷𝓮 𝓸𝓯 𝓽𝓱𝓮 𝓼𝓮𝓵𝓮𝓬𝓽 𝓯𝓮𝔀 𝓲𝓷 𝓱𝓲𝓼 𝓼𝓮𝓻𝓿𝓲𝓬𝓮.

@adiosToreador[AT]

tROLL bECKY i AM SUCH, a BIG FAN, oH MY GOD,

Kult: +5

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@bureaucraticStenographer[BS]

Thanks? |X|'m just a G|x|rl Fr|x|day. Not really sure what there |x|s to be a b|x|g fan of. You can h|x|re your own G|x|rl Fr|x|day at your local G|x|rl Fr|x|day |X|nst|x|tute for Bureaucrat|x|c Dut|x|es. |X| h|x|ghly recommend |x|t.

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@mycologicalNightmare[MN]

if i have TTo hear despaciTTo one more TTime. 🍄🐌

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@mycologicalNightmare[MN]

i saw TThe sTTack from lasTT week. TThere are exacTTly 43069 TTickeTTs. 🍄🐌

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@bureaucraticStenographer[BS]

She sa|x|d the number d|x|dn't have enough 3's |x|n |x|t so she d|x|d more...

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@mycologicalNightmare[MN]

didn'TT she drive TThe beaTT up old rusTT conTTainer wiTTh square wheels for TThaTT? how is TThaTT possile. 🍄🐌

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@bureaucraticStenographer[BS]

Rockets.

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@mycologicalNightmare[MN]

ducTT TTaped on or wood glue? 🍄🐌

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@bureaucraticStenographer[BS]

Duct tape. About 3 rolls of duct tape.

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@mycologicalNightmare[MN]

so TThaTT's why TThere's 33 oTTher rolls of iTT surrounding my desk wiTTh a "file me" sTTicky on iTT. 🍄🐌

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@bureaucraticStenographer[BS]

Yes she probably wants those thrown |x|n the "Duct tape hole" Wh|x|ch |x|s unlabeled.

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@mycologicalNightmare[MN]

which one? TThere's TThe one in TThe loadgapper block and TThree nexTT TTo your desk. 🍄🐌

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@bureaucraticStenographer[BS]

|X| don't know.

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