Opaline Arcana
@burningSovereign
I am the once and true ruler of the lost city of Skyros; and amongst this, the sovereign of ponykind.
Oh no.. was my ad for evil help too good? Is my master going to.. REPLACE ME??? :(
Aww.. my liege, that's the nicest thing you've ever said! I am so proud to be eating out of your garbage can at night!!
I am NOT some strange dispenser of bodily fluid for your indulgences. Take your meal and enjoy the roof over your head, underling, lest I take it away from you.
Once upon a time, Equestria stood tall in stubbornness with its fair sisterhood of Princesses. Amidst them was the Princess of Sun, Moon, Twilight, and Love. As the first pair of sisters retired, and the last eventually ceded the throne to her daughter, only that fool, Princess Twilight, would reign. A false alicorn crafted from the magic of someone courting a natural heiress, her reign went unabated for centuries... Until Equestria fell, by my hoof. As it all burned a swirling, noxious fire beyond sight and vision; I alone stood as my enemy had fell. In her final hour, she hid away and sealed magic for the next several centuries. I abated my time upon my throne in that empty castle, plotting the exact details of my revenge and rise to Queenhood once more. It would only be fate that a pony so simple, so foolish, would not only break the cultural strangehold I left behind in my destruction, but would also be so blind as to return magic back to the entirety of ponykind. As I felt that power return in the distant air, away from that field that devious Princess made around her kind so many centuries ago to protect them from me, my plan fell into motion. In time, under my servant, I succeeded once again, and laid claim to the cutie marks of every pony across every race in every possible village and city... ...until the very same HORSE, who returned magic back to ponykind, would then stand against me, having acquired the ability to become an Alicorn on her own. Though I struck her down, it was too late, and the power fleeted away from me, as I was sealed onto the trunk of the Together Tree in attempting to regain what was once lost... ...until I re-emerged anew... through the hoof my brand new minion and retainer. In my newfound freedom, nothing will stop me. And if you're reading this; Sunny Starscout... I will get you. I will end you, and all ponykind will kneel to the rightful heir of this empire.
⋆ You're a famous ego maniac! I wouldn't be surprised if you were using that poor emotionally-impaired(?) mare's obvious feelings for you as some sort of compliment factory! Yeah, that's it, you're just dragging this pony along with you as an ego boost! You don't like her, you just like that she's obsessed with you! That's NOT friendship!
There are many perks, I'll admit. But I didn't ask her to free me. She merely did so on her own. That is what a good underling does, Sunny Starscout. Take notes.
⋆ Take notes? I'm not interested in whatever detrimental fetish you two are enjoying!
Your friends, as you call them, are also your underlings. They serve you under the privilege and authority of the Alicorn... Or do you think they'll always like you for who you are? When that facade is all said and done, it will be that horn, and those wings, that they'll remember more...
Look deep in your heart in the corners you always look away, and come to terms to that truth now and forever.
... Wow I am fuming.
If I'm going to be the next top henchpony, I need to be way more rebellious! So against the boss' orders, I took another selfie! She's too busy screaming at Sunny Starscout to notice. If only she'd notice me. At least her couch smells like her! https://i.imgur.com/efszIfL.jpeg
I need you to scope out this website and help me find new business partners to which we can collaborate on in assuring the conquering of Equestria. Tut tut. Don't make me say it again.
Please say it again. I like hearing you say it. I could hear you say it again all day. Maybe one more time? Just once more. Hhh.. um, new partners for collaboration.. I'll look around!