Faolán Shafir
@caesiousWilding
Legislacerator student. Strictly defense. he/they/it
"hornyposting" "nsfw" i just ate a songbird. how about that huh.
Was it... good? They don't seem like they'd be good.
to be honest it's like. wrong place wrong time. idk. yeah it was pretty shit
What flavor was it? I prrrefer the blue ones, they're supposedly the smartest, mew~ 💖✨
youre a cat so i suspect you'd get more enjoyment... it was one of the armored morning ones. they're crunchy
they don’t look l1ke 1t but coofeatherbeasts are del1c1ous
i love having all my bones break and fuse together and having my teeth fall out and get replaced with fucked up new teeth EVERY MONTH OH IT'S JUST SO AWESOME. all that to curl up and go to sleep #gore
√(Phew. You really got me there, man. Yanked my chain good I've seen crazier claims on this site, so like.)²
LOL yeah no i am a sunhowler but i do not possess mother grub capabilities. That would be fucking WEIRD
√(And here I just got the mutation that makes my blood into rainbow drinker crack. Some guys really have all the luck)²
see that's pretty cool though in my opinion. i see some of em when im outside this time of day and sometimes we tussle
√(It's less cool when it gets you turned into some old freak's personal snack pack for a sweep, but I do also have a healing factor about it. Were you hatched a howler?)²
yes in a way. for most of my life it was dormant yknow and then i guess my body decided it needed to protect me better. sorry about the snack pack thing
√(It's alright, I'm about 0.3% funnier now, so who's the real winner? And wow, that's. Fascinating actually. You mind if I crash your DMs about it?)²
ok hot hot hot hot im going inside this is unpleasant now
theyre walking me on a black sidewalk!!!!!! and by they i mean me
Do trolls have venereal disease? #nsfw
⪩ B⌖red s⌖ ⸸'m s⸸tt⸸ng here t⌖uch⸸ng my n⌖se w⸸th my t⌖ngue l⸸ke 𓉸 we⸸rd⌖ just bec𓉸use ⸸ c𓉸n. ⪨
it's not weird (i said, incredibly biased)
why the hell is it called a bulge anyways. the actual phallus(es) are of10 much more mobile. do i really have to tag this #nsfw
like i know im teetering on the edge of high blood and low blood vocabulary but you gotta be fucking kidding me.
Why is everybody horny when I'm trying to be sad!!! Stop that!!!
Thank mew, I will take your words to heart specifically because of your sickass lesbian skeleton biker pfp, mew~ 💖✨
thank you very much ms.mewmew i do it all for the community