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Faolán Shafir

@caesiousWilding

Legislacerator student. Strictly defense. he/they/it

Blood: TealAge: Kult Score: 672Kull Score: 59912 followers17 following

i could cosplay sif from dark souls 1 so easily. step 1 be me step 2 hold sword

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ok hot hot hot hot im going inside this is unpleasant now

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theyre walking me on a black sidewalk!!!!!! and by they i mean me

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"hornyposting" "nsfw" i just ate a songbird. how about that huh.

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Was it... good? They don't seem like they'd be good.

to be honest it's like. wrong place wrong time. idk. yeah it was pretty shit

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What flavor was it? I prrrefer the blue ones, they're supposedly the smartest, mew~ 💖✨

youre a cat so i suspect you'd get more enjoyment... it was one of the armored morning ones. they're crunchy

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Oh, I usually don't eat those with the shell on... mew~ 💖✨

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see that makes sense now that i think about it...

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they don’t look l1ke 1t but coofeatherbeasts are del1c1ous

they're cute i like em

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have you ever noticed how beautiful the sun is? how it feels on your sleek back?

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i love having all my bones break and fuse together and having my teeth fall out and get replaced with fucked up new teeth EVERY MONTH OH IT'S JUST SO AWESOME. all that to curl up and go to sleep #gore

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√(Phew. You really got me there, man. Yanked my chain good I've seen crazier claims on this site, so like.)²

LOL yeah no i am a sunhowler but i do not possess mother grub capabilities. That would be fucking WEIRD

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√(Lmao can you imagine)²

i mean look with how mutagenic we all are im sure someone can. just not me

√(And here I just got the mutation that makes my blood into rainbow drinker crack. Some guys really have all the luck)²

see that's pretty cool though in my opinion. i see some of em when im outside this time of day and sometimes we tussle

√(It's less cool when it gets you turned into some old freak's personal snack pack for a sweep, but I do also have a healing factor about it. Were you hatched a howler?)²

yes in a way. for most of my life it was dormant yknow and then i guess my body decided it needed to protect me better. sorry about the snack pack thing

√(It's alright, I'm about 0.3% funnier now, so who's the real winner? And wow, that's. Fascinating actually. You mind if I crash your DMs about it?)²

oh please go ahead. you have my express permission

why the hell is it called a bulge anyways. the actual phallus(es) are of10 much more mobile. do i really have to tag this #nsfw

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like i know im teetering on the edge of high blood and low blood vocabulary but you gotta be fucking kidding me.

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awoo

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oh goody it's starting *me regarding the horrors of life straight on*

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cause there's The Good Other Planet and then a bunch of Bad Other Planets and realities and whatnot. and I decide which is which duh

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"= which one sucks. or doesn't. i need. your clarity. ="

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from reports ive seen? the one that doesn't suck major ass and is like communist heaven is kinda hard to differentiate but it's similar to those other planets. it's vague but the other version of me said he was in charge (?) there

"= naaaames. i only know these things by name. and vague description. maybe the one you like is the one i think is awful, in which, fuuuuck. ="

have fun with that. apparently I end here on alternia. what a sobering thought.

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"= if there is one thing that does happen a lot on alternia. it is ending. however. i think it also presents you an opportunity to, hm, use the relative chaos in your own way, so, you know, break it a little and see where the pieces land. ="

i appreciate that outlook. shit maybe ill drop out there's a whole life for us to live and ill never be able to be a troll anyway. i really do appreciate that

sometimes i see trolls from that like. you know. imagine I'm waving my claw vaguely. The Bad Other Planet. and they're bitching and moaning and whatnot. be ya own troll. Leave

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it appears everyone has forgot10 to clock out of the stupid department

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clocking into the stupid department

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it's like a social media full of fucking prairie dogs LMFAO

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BE YA OWN MAN

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or woman or other

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there is an impostor of me running about and i am ignoring his little stupid ass

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direct examination: first time?

scuttle across my vision like a stupid little gnome again see what happens

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yes??????????????

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re: yes: lol

POINT OF ORDER! ignore that one. you have my sympathies, counsel

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thank you, counsel ≈:{

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yall ever consider that this topic of discussion may be unsavoury to dog people

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who up on MONSTER HUNTER: WORLD

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my my. sometimes this place is genuinely unusable.

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most of the time actually. lmfao

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not funny how much i love blocking people. aaaaaaaahh the sound of silence

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guy playing my expert witness is on papas grubsauceria during the trial. kill them? y/n

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DIRECT EXAMINATION EXPERT TESTIMONY! Yes.

waaaaay ahead of you dear colleague

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KNOCK THEM DEAD, SON. DEAD DEAD. R I P

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it has been done.

who up turning inside out to reveal a truer version of yourself tn. wait no it's a new moon. goregole how to delete chitt

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me ( i didnt read th rest of ur chit)

it's ok. it's good to add your own thoughts