@caffeinatedWretch Oh man! What are YOU????? Mood: CURIOUS!!!! You're so pale. Wouldn't bruises show up super easy???? Mood: FASCINATED!
I've never seen a human either! Who knew there were so many aliens on Chittr? I did a quick read through of your last 50 chits and I've gotta say, I can totally dig your schtick! Mood: Adoration!
my last- what?? the fuck??? is this normal for trolls?
Hey there! Just a few quick questions not covered by your profile/chittr history/medical records! Mood: Introductory What do you eat? Where do you sleep? Do you prefer girls or boys? What's your blood type (don't worry, i read that humans have red blood after I looked at your profile! no need to explain!)
my medical records?? you looked through my medical history???
Don't worry! I'm a doctor (terrorpist btw!) so it's supes easy to get access to people's medical records! You didn't have anything in the Alternian so I just compiled a quick one for you! Mood: Helpful!
but sure, i guess?? i always kinda wanted to be someone's lab rat, so... well, i mostly eat instant soups, but most humans consume various meats and vegetables as well as nuts and seeds. we sleep on soft designated platforms we call beds, though i just threw my mattress on the floor and called it a day. the boys or girls one should be pretty obvious, since you went through my recent posting history, which consists mainly of drunken ramblings about men, i think. also, the hell do you need to know that for?? blood type is 0 and i swear to god, if you need to know that for some fucked up experiments, i'm gonna shove a petri dish up your nose
i just- god, you guys are weird. the fuck does a terrorpist even do?
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oh, no worries, it was just a misunderstanding, we're cool now (at least i hope so). thanks for the clarification, that's useful info
>> G1ad to hear!