Kalvar Dudoem
@armchairRomantic
Hopeless romantic (stalker).
『 Troll Junk 』 - Name: Kalvar Dudoem (Pronounced: Kal-var Do-doh-em) - Age: 26 years old / 12 Sweeps - Height: 5'8 - Job: Terrorpist/Mediculler. Alternian Equivalent of a Therapist. Along with all the "Medical Ethics" excepted from an Alternian Doctor. (None. None at all!) - Sexuality: Bi [Male Lean] - Personality Blurbs: [Alternian] - [Friendly] - [Empathetic] - [Obsessive] - [Romantic] 「 OOC Biznasty 」 - Kalvar is a troll who received all the *learnings* of a therapist with none of the expected rails to keep them in line. The rails being the expected decorum + professional ethics expected of a doctor who's helping unwind the most sensitive issues in someone's life. - Means well. Gets overly invested in his patient's/friend's/acquaintance's/stranger's lives and inevitably ends up going overboard and stalking people after falling in love. Love can pull us through everything. - Switches obsessions at the drop of a hat, even flipflopping through multiple obsessions. - Certified Alternian Therapist. Keywords: Certified by **ALTERNIAN** standards. - NSFW is fine with Kalvar just be warned any NSFW scenes with Kalvar likely come with being the [current] unmitigated target of this teal-twink's love and adoration. (Stalked. He will 100% stalk you/lovebomb you/and scroll through your feed and like/comment on all your posts.) - Fun Fact: Bard of Doom. Interpret that crazy however you want.
Hello Chittr-rites! What trait makes YOU classify someone as a [ Top ] when you interact with them? This can be a physical trait, an emotional trait, anything at all. Disclaimer: Please don't rely on existing knowledge. Mood: CURIOUS. #NSFW #Study
I think pe0ple ass0ciate c0nfidence and c0ckyness with d0ms
I mean i typically kn0w better than t0 fall f0r stere0types but sure
usually if they tell me they're a t0p.
Attending an office mixer. Very... interesting experience. The medicullers are pairing their nurses off like they're breeding dogs. Mood: "Team Spirit 😐"
long time, no see! i've been swamped with work and theres been some... mood: tentative but i'm SO happy to be back and there's so many weirdos on here, i can't wait to dig into your stories! Mood: ECSTATIC!
Nice t⚣ see y⚣u back 030
Glave! Good to see you too! Mood: More delighted than a spark in a wheat field!
They found three zombies tucked underneath the community scuttlebus. It really seems like more and more day-crawlers are appearing as of late. Mood: Concerned
damn, you got zombies? be careful out there
Everytime I see a another teal I feel like I accidentally clicked into my job's WhatsApp. Mood: Sweats.
can you censor the j-word next time please
Throwing this question out to the aether! If a guy you're flirting (badly) with says, "Why don't we practice flirting together?" How would YOU interpret that? Mood: Curious.
dude, at least tag it as #vagueposting. god
i'm never living this one down, am i
>>| .an .invitation to .actual practice .on flirting. .or perhaps there's more than that, which .is going to #suggestive topic. but .overall the first .one.
Sorry, I need to take a break from Chittr for tonight. Thank you to the people who reached out. Mood: Thankful
good luck, take care
Sour experiences aside, it's so incredible to see aliens just OUT THERE! Knowing there's aliens out there and actually seeing someone from the other side of the stars! Mood: Dreamy!
>> ¡'m not ડure everyone qu¡te ડhareડ the ડame ડent¡ment, but ¡ don't m¡nd that. 1o1 ¡ tend to get caught up and do a 1¡tt1e back-read¡ng myડe1f ડomet¡meડ.
No shame in that! It's a part of appreciating the greater details of a person! I wouldn't be a professional if I didn't do a little reading for myself. Plus these are details people are chitting, right? They want folks to see them. It's not like prying open their dairies. Mood: SO REASONABLE!
>> ¡t ડeemડ 1¡ke You juડt m¡ght pry open peop1e'ડ d¡ar¡eડ ¡f you cou1d get your m¡ttડ on em though, am ¡ wrong ;?
I can't bring myself to hate that question but I don't like it. Mood: Not feeling like talking anymore.
>> ¡'m ડorry, ¡t waડn't mean to be judgementa1, ¡t waડ an earneડt queડt¡on ¡ read one of your commentડ ear1¡er about 1ook¡ng through peop1e'ડ med recordડ. But you are r¡ght, the Ch¡ttડ that are out on peop1e'ડ prof¡1eડ are ¡ndeed pub1¡c acceડડ, ¡t'ડ not ak¡n to peer¡ng through pr¡vate journa1ડ.
>> *meant to be
I think we should not talk to each other for a while. Sorry but I need some time. Mood: Withdrawing. Closing up. Locking the door for the night.
>> ¡ apo1og¡ze, Ka1var. ¡ hope you have a good1¡ght, ¡'11 1eave you be un1eડડ you meડડage f¡rડt, a1r¡ght?
Man, I thought we were getting along too. Mood: Depressed
Then they go and comment about me like I can't see it? Mood: Depressed x2
We are getting al⚣ng, I think s⚣ at least~ I pr⚣mise i'll direct all my th⚣ughts ab⚣ut y⚣u t⚣ y⚣u t⚣ the future ( っ˶´ ˘ `)っ
Ah, no worries, it wasn't about you! It's one of the humans. Mood: Complicated
But I'm over it now! Thank you, Glave! Mood: :)
is this about me? if it's about the chitt about trolls being intense, that wasn't directed at you, it was just another troll going through my profile. i'm sorry if it sounded like it was directed at you, i need to get better at specifying
No, no. Different human this time! They had made a good first impression and then started saying backwards shoot afterwards. Mood: Clarifying Don't worry, I don't need to vaguepost when I talk about someone. Mood: Teasing
damn, that sucks, man... i'm sorry, that's never nice to find out
Ah, man. Humans are really too cute. Mood: Pleasant
arent we :)
『 Troll Junk 』 - Name: Kalvar Dudoem (Pronounced: Kal-var Do-doh-em) - Age: 26 years old / 12 Sweeps - Height: 5'8 - Job: Terrorpist/Mediculler. Alternian Equivalent of a Therapist. Along with all the "Medical Ethics" excepted from an Alternian Doctor. (None. None at all!) - Sexuality: Bi [Male Lean] - Personality Blurbs: [Alternian] - [Friendly] - [Empathetic] - [Obsessive] - [Romantic] 「 OOC Biznasty 」 - Kalvar is a troll who received all the *learnings* of a therapist with none of the expected rails to keep them in line. The rails being the expected decorum + professional ethics expected of a doctor who's helping unwind the most sensitive issues in someone's life. - Means well. Gets overly invested in his patient's/friend's/acquaintance's/stranger's lives and inevitably ends up going overboard and stalking people after falling in love. Love can pull us through everything. - Switches obsessions at the drop of a hat, even flipflopping through multiple obsessions. - Certified Alternian Therapist. Keywords: Certified by **ALTERNIAN** standards. - NSFW is fine with Kalvar just be warned any NSFW scenes with Kalvar likely come with being the [current] unmitigated target of this teal-twink's love and adoration. (Stalked. He will 100% stalk you/lovebomb you/and scroll through your feed and like/comment on all your posts.) - Fun Fact: Bard of Doom. Interpret that crazy however you want.
Relationships are a process of getting to know each other. I'm just putting in the work. Mood: Wounded
i'm sure they'll come around, maybe just... chill a little bit about it? maybe just like, enquire about interests you might have in common and you can bond over that?
This wasn't about them! This was about YOU. Mood: Sauced!
oh. okay, i'm sorry for having been prickly earlier, i was just kinda freaked out by the sudden personal questions. you seem pretty cool, if a bit overenthusiastic. is there anything i can do to apologise?
! He left his hive. Gotta follow! Mood: On The Run!!!
He's so cute!!! Mood: Lovestruck
Ahhhhhhh!!!! I just wnnna kiss every inch of him, he's socutehesocuteshescute!!!!!!!! MOOD: AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
@caffeinatedWretch Oh man! What are YOU????? Mood: CURIOUS!!!! You're so pale. Wouldn't bruises show up super easy???? Mood: FASCINATED!
I've never seen a human either! Who knew there were so many aliens on Chittr? I did a quick read through of your last 50 chits and I've gotta say, I can totally dig your schtick! Mood: Adoration!
my last- what?? the fuck??? is this normal for trolls?
Hey there! Just a few quick questions not covered by your profile/chittr history/medical records! Mood: Introductory What do you eat? Where do you sleep? Do you prefer girls or boys? What's your blood type (don't worry, i read that humans have red blood after I looked at your profile! no need to explain!)
my medical records?? you looked through my medical history???
Don't worry! I'm a doctor (terrorpist btw!) so it's supes easy to get access to people's medical records! You didn't have anything in the Alternian so I just compiled a quick one for you! Mood: Helpful!
but sure, i guess?? i always kinda wanted to be someone's lab rat, so... well, i mostly eat instant soups, but most humans consume various meats and vegetables as well as nuts and seeds. we sleep on soft designated platforms we call beds, though i just threw my mattress on the floor and called it a day. the boys or girls one should be pretty obvious, since you went through my recent posting history, which consists mainly of drunken ramblings about men, i think. also, the hell do you need to know that for?? blood type is 0 and i swear to god, if you need to know that for some fucked up experiments, i'm gonna shove a petri dish up your nose
i just- god, you guys are weird. the fuck does a terrorpist even do?
>> ¡ prom¡ડe moડt of uડ aren't 1¡ke that ^ ^;; a1though, ¡ can't neceડડar¡1y guarantee that there aren't otherડ.. A terrorp¡ડt ¡ડ a behav¡ora1 hea1th counડecu11er of ડortડ, uડua11y to a h¡gher degree of cert¡f¡cat¡on.
oh, no worries, it was just a misunderstanding, we're cool now (at least i hope so). thanks for the clarification, that's useful info
>> G1ad to hear!
Ah! Sorry! I got carried away! Mood: Apologetic I thought you two were SUPER CUTE! So I just did a quick look through your profiles, your interests, your location, your likes/dislikes--- Mood: Frantic But I actually came here looking for someone! Mood: LOVE!!!
=oXO awawa okay''' it was um¡ startling¡ thank you for saying we,re cute good luck finding whoever you,re looking for¡ =oXO
Y⚣u're fun l⚣l I h⚣pe t⚣ see m⚣re ⚣f y⚣u~
Awawawawa! You're super duper adorable!!! Mood: Obsessed! ...but I've got someone already. Mood: Tragic
=oXO that,s okay¡¡¡¡ i' um' would not know what to do with an admirer''' thank you though''' =oXO
Thaaaaaaanks!!!! You too! Satyrs! That's so cool! I've never seen one but everything I've seen about you looks so amazing! You can get pregnant, you can fly, you're hoofbeast-based! Mood: ENTHUSED
That's alm⚣st all c⚣rrect! I actually can't fly like my ⚣ther peers due t⚣ me l⚣sing my left wing when I was y⚣unger
I saw! Super sad! But ALSO it makes you SUPER unique! Mood: Supportive