Kalvar Dudoem
@armchairRomantic
Hopeless romantic (stalker).
[B] Boss giving me dawn off next week.] [M] Mandatory single employee mixer to prevent loss of staff via drone obliteration.] [S] Shedding single tear.]
Maybe it won't be that bad? Mood: Doubtful The one at the hospital wasn't--the *worst* thing I've ever been to. Mood: Thoughtfully including personal tragedies to elevate statement.
Hello Chittr-rites! What trait makes YOU classify someone as a [ Top ] when you interact with them? This can be a physical trait, an emotional trait, anything at all. Disclaimer: Please don't rely on existing knowledge. Mood: CURIOUS. #NSFW #Study
I think pe0ple ass0ciate c0nfidence and c0ckyness with d0ms
I mean i typically kn0w better than t0 fall f0r stere0types but sure
[P] Pulled from doc review to adjust boss' schedule as secretary quit.] [N] No more spreadsheets tonight and I might get out on time.] [A] Am I dreaming...?]
Wonderful! Always good to see someone escape the office on time. Mood: Sympathetic!
[N] Not holding my breath.] [B] But crossing my fingers... !]
Crossing my fingers for you too! Mood: Crossing them SO TIGHTLY.
long time, no see! i've been swamped with work and theres been some... mood: tentative but i'm SO happy to be back and there's so many weirdos on here, i can't wait to dig into your stories! Mood: ECSTATIC!
Nice t⚣ see y⚣u back 030
Glave! Good to see you too! Mood: More delighted than a spark in a wheat field!
my bones hurt and i can't tell if it's because i'm so tired, or if the curse finally got me
If I was a troll, what color do you think I'd be? And what horn shape?
Oh man! If you're a nurse (did a quick read through of your profile!) then you'd probably be a teal too. Lots of mediculler workers are in the teal ranks! As for horn-shapes: I'm really not the expert on that one. Mood: HELLO, NURSE!
when i said i wanted to get fucked, i didn't mean have my lights punched out #suggestive #violence
Had to remember that interrupting a fight ISN'T a romantic gesture for humans! Mood: Back on track, vroomvroom.
Pfft. I'm walking around a pretty safe neighborhood in a time where everyone is more visible and less active. It's low-risk. And worst case scenario, I do have my strife speciebus to deal with a beast here and there. Mood: Reassurance But thank you for the concern! As unnecessary as it is for my situation, it's still super sweet! Mood: Woo'ed! Woo'ed all the way to the 711!
hhh, forget it. i was trying to flirt
Pft. That is the worst flirting I've ever seen, dude. Awawawa. Mood: I love it.
okay, yeah, it was terrible, i get it, shut up
shit, man, i just- alright, awawa, happy??
SNORT. Dude, I was not ASKING you to awawa. Mood: Snickering You are positively the most adorable thing I've seen today. Mood: Beating out SEVERAL sneezing puppy videos!
Hey uh... Was lOOOOking OOutside my hive and just saw a giant billbOOard with this image OOn it... whOO is this?????? https://files.catbOOx.mOOe/t9ffwOO.png
