♦ pitied by @armchairRomantic
[B] Boss giving me dawn off next week.] [M] Mandatory single employee mixer to prevent loss of staff via drone obliteration.] [S] Shedding single tear.]
[N] Not holding my breath.] [B] But crossing my fingers... !]
im the m0st hated m0therfucker 0n chittr.c0m
Thse chees was f⚣ g⚣⚣d ⚣n everybtjn... thsnk y⚣u b⚣ss and theny y⚣u 7/11 I ⚣ew y⚣u s⚣ much #substance
⚣ks⚣ I g⚣t a slushie (n⚣t f⚣r chesin). I g⚣t a c⚣rnd⚣g, ht⚣d⚣g, chips, and a varrty ⚣f wrapsand sandwichs that i think w⚣udl be b⚣dm as fuck with taht scientifuclly perfected chees ⚣mw back!! #substance.
_ I am akin to a GHost in tHe way I Haunt tHose tHat wronGed me.
What do you put on your pizza?
Even ball hair?
If I was a troll, what color do you think I'd be? And what horn shape?
dude, at least tag it as #vagueposting. god
i need a factory reset
god, fuck me dude, leave it up to me to completely embarrass myself in front of a cute guy. dammit
shit, man, i just- alright, awawa, happy??
yeah. sorry. i don't really know how to flirt, i'm kinda bad at it
okay, yeah, it was terrible, i get it, shut up
hhh, forget it. i was trying to flirt
i, uh, guess... not like i think you can't take care of yourself. just be careful, aight? and... don't climb up to windows that are too high
i mean, guess it can be. there just isn't any romantic feelings between nicole and me
also: awawa
oh. still, wouldn't your friends be worried for you if they knew?
oh, there wasn't really any wooing to be done, nicole's just a pretty close friend of mine. we've known each other for a pretty long time
oh shit, wait, i'm so bad at this stuff, what do i say, hang on
i'm not an expert, but shouldn't you be sleeping too at approximately the time your friends living close by do? shit, that's one hell of a clunky sentence, sorry. but, you know, so they don't have to worry about you being tired and shit
but honestly... this fussing is kinda nice. makes me feel sorta special. thanks
damn, mate, you're gonna make me blush, i'm not used to someone caring that much. it's not really normal, no, you don't usually just punch others. but he tried to hurt my friend, and i'm just not gonna let him do that, am i?
nothing to be worried about
oh hey, kalv. the gordons' gardener is just a prick
when i said i wanted to get fucked, i didn't mean have my lights punched out #suggestive #violence
is this about me? if it's about the chitt about trolls being intense, that wasn't directed at you, it was just another troll going through my profile. i'm sorry if it sounded like it was directed at you, i need to get better at specifying
good luck, take care
>> ¡'m not ડure everyone qu¡te ડhareડ the ડame ડent¡ment, but ¡ don't m¡nd that. 1o1 ¡ tend to get caught up and do a 1¡tt1e back-read¡ng myડe1f ડomet¡meડ.
>> To my prof¡1e, huh? A1r¡ghty ¡'m not uડua11y very part¡cu1ar about who ca11ડ me what, but ¡ ડuppoડe at th¡ડ po¡nt ¡ do prefer ડome fam¡1¡ar¡ty for thoડe ca11¡ng me e¡ther of the two. ¡ not¡ce you p¡cked up on my doub1e-tap hab¡t ♥️+♦️ fa¡r1y qu¡ck1y hahah
>> He11o Ka1var!! ¡'m H¡mero, you can ca11 me whatever you'd 1¡ke a1though you may ડee me often referenced aડ H¡me or Mero by thoડe c1oડeડt to me.
>> <:)) a1r¡ght, maybe ¡'11 ડpend ડome t¡me ડtargaz¡ng. ¡'11 g¡ve ¡t ડome thought. ¡ do ડt¡11 apprec¡ate th¡ngડ ¡n and out of th¡ડ wor1d, ¡ prom¡ડe ¡ do.
>> ¡ mean, ¡t'ડ def¡n¡te1y amaz¡ng! ¡'m not try¡ng to d¡ડcred¡t ¡t, but ¡ have genu¡ne1y ડeen ડo many th¡ngડ that ¡ wou1dn't have ever dreamed poડડ¡b1e by now that noth¡ng fee1ડ that otherwor1d1y anymore. ¡ uડed to be much more ડhocked by each th¡ng that popped up, but nowadayડ ¡ th¡nk ¡ need to juડt be prepared for anyth¡ng to be poડડ¡b1e. Th¡ngડ can ડt¡11 be wonderfu1 and exc¡t¡ng, even ¡f they don't come aડ ડuch a ડurpr¡ડe.
>> ¡t ¡ડ pretty crazy honeડt1y ^ ^ ¡ gueડડ ¡'ve juડt gotten too uડed to ¡t! ડo much haડ happened ડ¡nce ¡'ve jo¡ned th¡ડ ડ¡te that ¡ can hard1y 1et myડe1f tru1y be ડurpr¡ડed anymore
>> ¡ juડt rea1¡zed my pref¡x haડ been gone for ¡dk how 1ong ડMTH 1ooked we¡rd but ¡ d¡dn't p¡ck up on what ?? ?
>> No other way to do ¡t!!
>> we¡ghted p1uડh¡eડ and horror game p1aythrough v¡deoડ oouuhh
>> Okay Gorbeh, okay,,
>> Aah, ¡'m do¡ng a1r¡ght :)) not do¡ng a 1ot honeડt1y rn ¡'m ¡n cupe watch¡ng grubtube
>> Oh hey Gorbeh! How are you ?
>> ¡ mean, yeah k¡nd of ¡tડ been a m¡nute ડ¡nce ¡'ve watched anyth¡ng from h¡m honeડt1y, ¡ 1ove h¡ડ vo¡ce but ¡ juડt don't want to hear h¡m ta1k¡ng about chudડ 1mfaowh
>> why ¡ડ man1ybadaડડhero ta1k¡ng about chudડ ¡ don't 1¡ke th¡ડ v¡deo he1p
>> Ooh okay thank you for 1ett¡ng me know :))
>> Thank you, Grubડ. ¡ apprec¡ate you.
>> That ¡ડ a 1ove1y out1ook, thank you Orm¡c¡. A1ડo what ¡ડ your new badge ;? ¡t won't 1et me read the badge text anymore
>> Hmm,, ¡t p¡tter-patterડ.. you can hear the dropડ h¡tt¡ng the ground and whatever e1ડe around them one by one k¡nd of, uડua11y mu1t¡p1e at once. ¡ gueડડ the c1oડeડt, ¡f you can't hear ¡t, wou1d be to fee1 ¡t. ¡t k¡nd of ડoundડ the way ¡t fee1ડ to have water drop1etડ h¡t your ડk¡n..?
>> ¡ can hear ¡t ra¡n¡ng outડ¡de now.. ¡ ડhou1dn't be awake at th¡ડ hour of 1¡ght to even know ¡t'ડ ડtarted ra¡n¡ng ^ ^;;
>> We are the ડame to them 1o1
alright, crisis averted for now. now to convincing my friend her thesis isn't worth all this bullshit and she can get material elsewhere
shutupshutupshutup
dude, you're not helping
oh fuck me, what do i do now?
i fucked up, didn't i
yeah... thanks
i wrote it much more simply, but i think i basically did that. no matter. if ignoring me is better for them than anything i could do to make them feel better, i'm not gonna push them
i tried that, but i don't think i can make this right
... what happened?
how do you guys apologise to someone for fucking up?
i'm gonna eat food. have to figure out what yet, but it's gonna be food #myfood #normalposting
i feel very tempted to make a bunch of really questionable decisions today i think #suggestive and #substance, just to be sure
thanks, you too, when you go to sleep
aight, it's getting late, i shouldn't believe the stuff my brain comes up with at this hour. you guys stay as safe as possible, i'm gonna hit the hay
>>| .i see who .are you talking .about. .alright then, keep this medicullar confidential safely.
>>| no. .it's cool. by the by, who .are you stalking? just .interested.
>>| .exhibitionism time .in daylight. stay hydrated people. #nsfw
>>| my sweet palmhusk .is getting .obliterated .in notifications .and vibrations. @armchairromantic chill. chill.
>>| since previous week, .i just feel. very pacified. you wouldn't .even know .it.
>>| same night, same story. but something changes.
>>| doing rechitt because couple .of hours .ago, .it was just crapstorm. https://chittr.ing/profile/anxioustautology/cbf2ba64-0f8d-4b8d-9206-b6b2fbf7d231 #nsfw
>>| somehow, .i love chittr having less people than the peaks now. just much manageable .and less spam. .is nice.
>>| .i remember masquerade. .it was .actually cool, but .also .it was chaotic .at the same time. .especially with .anonymous clowns going .out .and doing .unimaginable things. .i do think, there were folks who just wanted to dance but have been .interrupted multiple times.
>>| yes. .i'm .a rainbow drinker. believe .it .or not, your call. .i just kept .it .in .a secret. @cryhoundcolortura first who find .out. .i really need to make chitt .about that. but maybe later.
>>| .i need blood. but food .is good too.
>>| but being .unproductive .is not the best for me.
>>| .i really need to get .up .and do something. but .i'm so lazy.. maybe later .after good .energy drink.
>>| you can disagree .on this .one, but consensual non-consent .is just that hot. .especially .if partner can read you .and your hints. #nsfw #nsfwe
>>| finally finished with .all stuff .in new hive. not mine but .it's nice .in here.
>>| what, .is your bulge .is stiff .as stick? like those human .ones?
>>| .i swear very rare, but my words still may hurt.
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Happy pride m0nth t0 whatever th0se tw0 have g0ing 0n
Let's take a c⚣ld sh⚣wer t⚣ c⚣⚣l d⚣wn! 030 That's quite a backst⚣ry. H⚣w l⚣ng have y⚣u been um...trying t⚣ rec⚣nnect
Yep, stalker was an accurate pr⚣file descripti⚣n. I w⚣nder wh⚣ he's s⚣ ⚣bsessed with
but sure, i guess?? i always kinda wanted to be someone's lab rat, so... well, i mostly eat instant soups, but most humans consume various meats and vegetables as well as nuts and seeds. we sleep on soft designated platforms we call beds, though i just threw my mattress on the floor and called it a day. the boys or girls one should be pretty obvious, since you went through my recent posting history, which consists mainly of drunken ramblings about men, i think. also, the hell do you need to know that for?? blood type is 0 and i swear to god, if you need to know that for some fucked up experiments, i'm gonna shove a petri dish up your nose
my medical records?? you looked through my medical history???
This guy's a ri⚣t, super excited t⚣ see where this g⚣es -3-
my last- what?? the fuck??? is this normal for trolls?
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mood: pretty fucking confused???
uh- what?? who the fuck are you??? oh wait, no, i know, you're one of them troll weirdos. i mean, yeah, i bruise easily, but what do you care???
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That's alm⚣st all c⚣rrect! I actually can't fly like my ⚣ther peers due t⚣ me l⚣sing my left wing when I was y⚣unger
=oXO that,s okay¡¡¡¡ i' um' would not know what to do with an admirer''' thank you though''' =oXO
i wanna kiss guys #suggestive
i think i might want to stop drinking, i'm seriously thinking about that m-preg policy from earlier today #substances #nsfw
thanks. you too, whenever you decide to go
aight, i suppose i'm hitting the sack. goodnight and if anyone wants to hold me tenderly, i suppose i won't complain
i mean, she's fine now, i dunno what the fuck happened there. i'm more scared of the police than of her, if i'm to be honest
i am, the gardener isn't! holy fuck, and i'm theoretically the one who should contact the police and shit. fuckfuckfuckfickfuck
oh fuck oh shit, the weird artist broad just killed someone
=oXO awawa okay''' it was um¡ startling¡ thank you for saying we,re cute good luck finding whoever you,re looking for¡ =oXO
Well if they can drink human bl⚣⚣d then I guess they can have satyr bl⚣⚣d?? Maybe a brave rainb⚣w drinker will be willing t⚣ test it ⚣ut
I w⚣nder what my bl⚣⚣d w⚣uld taste like t⚣ ⚣ne ⚣f th⚣se rainb⚣w drinkers... can they even drink alien bl⚣⚣d? #g⚣re
Man my pitch flirting never w⚣rks ⚣ut I g⚣tta w⚣rk ⚣n that
Nevermind I g⚣t this shit in the bag
P⚣⚣r thing pr⚣bably g⚣t tuckered ⚣ut fr⚣m flirting with me. It's ⚣k I'll be here when y⚣u're ready t⚣ c⚣me back <3<
C⚣nspiracy the⚣ry but I think the p⚣nies m⚣rphed int⚣ s⚣nic characters. We sh⚣uld study these shapeshifters I think.
S⚣me ⚣f y'all give me such g⚣⚣d material f⚣r ya⚣i th⚣ughts thank y⚣u f⚣r y⚣ur c⚣ntributi⚣n
Reading the ya⚣i that @gjengangersTrepidati⚣n suggested and it kinda g⚣es hard ngl I d⚣ l⚣ve a g⚣⚣d repressed yearning
I think what's als⚣ s⚣ g⚣⚣d ab⚣ut this manga is it taps int⚣ the predat⚣r/prey dynamic which is. REALLY g⚣⚣d. Hunting, fleeing, c⚣nsuming, breeding etc. Th⚣se primal instincts make f⚣r really g⚣⚣d bases f⚣r er⚣tic dynamics! Especially if it bec⚣mes a s⚣rt ⚣f ⚣bsessi⚣n 0-0 #nsfw #nsfwe
I w⚣nder if Kismesissitude can functi⚣n pr⚣perly with a predat⚣r/prey dynamic. I can see it w⚣rking in a sense ⚣f having m⚣tivati⚣n t⚣ impr⚣ve ⚣neself t⚣ best the ⚣ther. W⚣uld it als⚣ w⚣rk f⚣r a red dynamic as well? As a s⚣rt ⚣f r⚣leplay f⚣r b⚣th? Much t⚣ think ab⚣ut.
yeah I think he's flirting.
...I pr⚣bably sh⚣uldn't t⚣uch the religi⚣us ya⚣i
I d⚣n't necessarily walk ar⚣und with my naginata specifically f⚣r self pr⚣tecti⚣n (th⚣ugh it is useful f⚣r that) I d⚣ it s⚣ I have s⚣mewhere t⚣ put my acrylic ya⚣i keychains 030
⚣h g⚣⚣d we g⚣t an⚣ther stalker here 030
=oXO how about um''' what,s everyone,s''' favourite movie¿ is that something people would be excited to post about'''¿ =oXO
=oXO there is an actual labyrinth¡¡¡ they don,t explain it though ''' there,s an attractive man in it also with very revealing leggings (#suggestive) and all of the outfits and props and puppets are very good =:) =oXO
=oXO i watched labyrinth at one of tag,s watch parties'' that was really good i liked that =:) =oXO
=oXO ''' what about music¿ people were lyricposting earlier''' =oXO
=oXO oh no¡¡¡ that,s not good, i hope you get rest and a snack and painkillers and that it helps a little''' =oXO
=oXO i think maybe the number in the top corner is lying'''''' there can,t be 84 people online right now ''' =oXO
=oXO ¡¡¡¡¡ my lusus is also an ant¡¡¡¡¡ =:D =oXO
=oXO i can,t move the people i am just a little ant''''''' =oXO
=oXO raining outside''' i always get worried when it rains''' i,m sure it,ll be alright though¡ it seems like regular rain not a storm¡ =oXO
=oXO yaay now you know¡ =oXO
=oXO iksham just went outside to get wet with rain just to put the rainwater on me awawawa mean to me¡¡¡¡ (<- not really bothered don,t worry)(ant->) =oXO
=oXO awawa''' i guess i,m being herded back to the anthill with mystry''' i assume it,s so iksham and ceriya can have some alone time'''' they seem to be good friends =:) =oXO
=oXO ''' i don,t want to be in the anthill when it,s raining' it,s scary''' but mystry is with me so it,s okay' =oXO