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What do you put on your pizza?

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I have bad news, I think you just grew up not knowing how to cook or having the income for new food. But, I don't blame it, I've been there before. I think your mind is just stuck on the broke meals. Eat better pizza. Be free.

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... dude i was born in an apocalypse.. world was flooded, my apartment was the only thing for as far as the eye could see , and i was raised by robots.. yeah i know. but i know how to cook. and i wasnt joking about the cici's pizza. https://s3-media0.fl.yelpcdn.com/bphoto/z9Fs-IPrmITIdV-BzrvI8w/348s.jpg

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The THIN CRUST? No, that's worse. That's just.. .bread and mac. This sucks. This sucks so much. Sorry for your water logged life but you can live better than this now. The truth of proper pizza can set you free.

that aint fucking thin crust you dope. its a bit badly angled but its a normal crust.

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OH II LOVE TO EAT FLAVOR DIISKS II ENJJOY THEM PLAIIN WIITH NOTHIING ON THEM EXCEPT FERMENTED LUSUS MIILK AND OCCASIIONALLY WIITH OBLONG CURED MEAT SLIICES CUT IINTO FUNNY SHAPES

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So, I have eyes. And the pizza is woefully thin. There is no normal crust at all.

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Fermented lusus milk is the worst phrase I've ever heard.

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It's called cheese here. Just cheese.

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