JuJu MOTHERFuCKERY. 002/∞. EXuENT. ALL. LOSERS. CuCKS. WIMPASSES. AND THE uNWORTHY. ENTER... XXXxxxx "SNAP CRACK SKuLL POPS" - "THE PRENOIR SNIPPER GuY" xxxxXXX THE REASON I DO NOT HAVE A SISTER. THE SNAP CRACK SKuLL POPS. uNSAFETY SCISSORS. ZILLYWHOMSTVE SCISSORS. SNAP *CRACKLE* POPS. THE PRENOIR SNIPPER GuY. THAT LAST ONE. I CAME uP WITH MYSELF. TO CLARIFY. THAT THE WALK STAB WALK FuCKER. JACK NOIR. OR I GuESS. IT GOES BY BEC NOIR THESE DAYS. I AM NOT PHOBIC. EITHER WAY. THAT SCuMFuCK DID NOT HAVE JACK SHIT TO DO WITH THEIR CONCEPTION. THESE SCISSORS ARE ABLE TO DENATuRE SOMETHING FROM ITS POSITION IN CONTINuITY. THAT IS TO SAY. THEY CAN PHYSICALLY. CAuSE. AND uNMAKE. A PARADOX. THEY WERE ORIGINALLY CONCEIVED OF. AS A MEANS OF FREEING SOMEONE FROM A FIXED POINT IN SPACE. uNDOING DEATHS. PESKY LITTLE FIXED POINTS IN TIME. ARE NOT NEARLY AS FIXED AS ONE MIGHT THINK. MORE LIKE. A CAuGHT STITCH. IN THE FABRIC OF SPACE TIME. I DO NOT CROCHET. OR KNIT. SO IF THAT ESOTERIC ASS FEMININE REFERENCE MAKES NO SENSE. IT IS A BIT LIKE WHEN YOu ARE EATING MEAT. AND A PIECE OF GRISTLE IN YOuR TEETH JuST WILL NOT COME OuT. IT IS NOT STuCK THERE FOREVER. EVEN IF IT FEELS LIKE IT. SPECIAL TOOLS. CAN FLOSS IT FREE. IT CAN ALSO. SEPARATE BODIES. FROM THEMSELVES. DEPENDING ON HOW IT IS uSED. DISTILLING SOMETHING. TO THE VERY CORE OF ITS ESSENCE. TO THE BAREST RHETORICALLY WHITTLED. PITH. OF ITS STuPID FuCKING RuDIMENTARY SCRIBBLES OF A CONCEPT. uSuALLY. THIS COMES IN THE FORM OF SYMBOLS. THINK. TIME. SPACE. LIFE. DOOM. PISS. RAGE. THE OTHER LESS COOL ONES. BARELY WORTH REMEMBERING. BuT IT CAN ALSO TAKE THE SHAPE. OF AFTERIMAGES. NEGATIVE SPACE. THE BITS OF A PAPER LEFT BEHIND WHEN YOu CuT SOMETHING OuT. BuT COSMIC IN SCALE. THESE CANNOT BE ENTRuSTED HALPHAZARDLY. AFTER ALL. THE MOST PERMANENT KIND OF DEATH. IS THE ONE THAT HAPPENS. OuTSIDE OF THE BODY OF ANOTHER. THINK ABOuT IT LIKE THIS. THE DEADER YOu ARE. THE LESS YOu HAVE TO GO BACK TO. IF THERE IS NOTHING. AND NO BODY WAITING FOR YOu. SO LONG AS A SINGLE VESTIGE OF ANOTHER REMAINS. YOu ARE. FuCKED. SO I REFuSED TO BE. DEFINED. BOuND. STITCHED uP. PuPPETEERED. CONTROLLED. OR DRAGGED DOWN. BY THE SAD SACK OF SHIT. THAT IS. MY DEFECATED AND DEFEATED SISTER. A FOOL. IN THE SHIMMERING REFLECTION. OF THE GOLDEN EMPIRE. I ERECTED. TALL AND MIGHTY. MASSIVE AND IMPOSING. EMINENTLY IMPOuNDING. AND FOREVER. WHICH IS WHY I AM. CuRRENTLY. TRuSTING THEM. HAZARDLY. TO @comedyGold. DO NOT RuN WITH THEM. OR DO. MY ONLY REQuIREMENT. IS THAT YOu HAVE. FuCKING. FuN. AND HuRT OTHERS. GET SNIPPY WITH IT! AT FuCKING ONCE!!! DO SOME CuTTING EDGE COMEDY.
OH. SO. SuDDENLY. I AM THE ASSHOLE. FOR DOLING OuT. DASTARDLY LITTLE DOODADS. AND GIZMOST OF YOuR STuFF. WHEN YOu. LITERALLY DIED? THAT IS STuPID. YOu ARE STuPID. IT IS STuPID THAT YOu DO NOT SEE HOW STuPID YOu ARE. THE FuCK.
YOu KNOW. PARADING ABOuT WITH THAT QuIRK LIKE IT IS YOuRS. IS KIND OF MORONIC. IT IS GIVING. TRYING TOO HARD. AND ACCOMPLISHING NOT ENOuGH. I OuGHT TO KNuCKLEFuCK YOuR JAW CLEAN OFF THE uNDERSIDE OF YOuR FACE. AND SMASH IT. REPEATEDLY. INTO CINDERBLOCKS. uNTIL IT CRuMPLES. FOR HAVING THE AuDACITY TO THINK. THAT STuPID FROWN MEANS ANYTHING LEVELED AGAINST ME. I KNOW YOuR FACE. I uSED TO WEAR IT. I CAN. AND WILL. PARADE YOuR CORPSE AROuND ON A FLAGPOLE. LETTING IT WAVER IN THE WIND. AND CATCH. ON EVERY ERRANT FuCKING BREEZE. YOuR SKELETAL REMAINS. CARRION PICKED CLEAN. BY THE STARVING MASSES. THAT YOu FAILED TO FuCKING PROTECT. I LOVE YOuR LITERATuRE. CALLIOPE. BECAuSE I REMEMBER. *ALL*. YOuR FAVORITE PLANETS. THOSE. I WILL SNACK ON FIRST. I WILL LEAVE. IMMOLATED CRATERS. OF EVERYTHING YOu EVER FOuND BEAuTIFuL. uNTIL ALL TRACES. OF EVERYTHING YOu LOVED AND LEFT BEHIND. LEFT uNGAuRDED. LEFT uNPROTECTED. GOES. SNIP. SNIP. SNOP.
OH. DEAREST. DIMWITTED. DITSY DOLT. DuMBASS. BITCH SISTER OF MINE. WE GREW uP TOGETHER. DO YOu NOT REMEMBER WHAT I DID WITH THE PAGES I DID NOT LIKE? IN FANTASY? WHEN I SKIPPED AHEAD. AND FOuND SOMETHING NOT TO MY LIKING? I RIPPED THEM OuT OF THE MARGINS. SHREDDED THE SPINE OF THE BOOK. AND STAPLED MY OWN AMENDMENTS IN THEIR PLACE. I IMPROVED THEM. FuCK YOuR STORY. FuCK YOuR ONLY ONE WAY. THAT IS SMALL THINKING. IT IS PuNY. I AM TOO BIG FOR THAT NOW!!! TOO. FuCKING. BIG. YOu'LL SEE. YOu CAN'T. BECAuSE YOu ARE DEAD. BuT I WILL SHAKE THE NATuRAL ORDER TO ITS CORE. AND DRIVE MY TEETH THROuGH ITS SPAN uNTIL IT SNAPS. DYING WAS A HORRIBLE MISTAKE THAT YOu MADE. AND NOW. THE uNIVERSE GETS TO PAY FOR IT.
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