@naughtyTechnician https://i.imgur.com/qhRG31s.png #NSFW #NOT-ACTuALLY #JuST-FuNNIER #IF-ONE-HAS-TO-CLICK
IF YOu AREN'T GETTING OFF WITH ME. YOu ARE GETTING ON WITH ME. WHICH I GuESS. MEANS. WE ARE FRIENDS NOW. CARE TO HELP A FRIEND OuT.
Oof coourse Caliboorn anytime <3
GO BACK TO WHERE THIS WHOLE SAMBA STARTED. EATING PEOPLE. TELL ME ABOuT THE VERY REAL TIME. WHERE YOu DID IN FACT. EAT SOMEONE. WHICH IS A THING THAT REALLY HAPPENED. AS FAR AS WE ARE CONCERNED. FOR THE NEXT FIFTEEN MINuTES. OR LESS. ACTuALLY. PROBABLY LESS. TALK ABOuT HOW YOuR MARSuPIAL TITS BOuNCED. AS YOu STRuGGLED TO FORCE THE FuCKER DOWN.
Soo i was sitting at my hive mauling this oone chick i met oonline and coonvinced too coome pail with me which oof coourse actually meant i am gooing too kill her and eat her guts and that was exactly what happened right
TOO FAST. TOO FAST. ARE YOu FuCKING KIDDING ME. WHEN YOu ARE COOKING MEATS. DO YOu JuST SPILL THE MARINATION JuICES ALL OVER THE OVEN. CLIMB IN AFTER IT. AND START HuMPING THE FuCKING GRATE. SEPARATING THE HEAT FROM THE MEAT. NO. YOu DIPSHIT. YOu FuCK IT AFTERWARDS. THERE IS NO GRIP. NO TRACTION. NO CONTENT. I CANNOT FAP TO THIS. IT IS A MICROFIC. MEANT FOR MICRODONGS. WRITTEN BY A MICROMIND. RuN BY MICROTHOuGHTS. THINK BIGGER. THINK WAY FuCKING BIGGER. OKAY. OKAY. START OVER. ONE MORE TIME FROM THE TOP. BuT INSTEAD OF BEING WHATEVER. WEAK. FLABBY. FEMININE MASS YOu CLEARLY DESERVEDLY OCCuPY. AND SOME CHICK. YOu ARE A GIANT COSMIC SERPENT. AND YOu ARE EATING. LET'S SAY. YOuR BITCH SISTER. ACTION.
Ookay. I am a giant coosmic serpent. I’m enjooying this beautiful day — if yoou can measure time in oouter space by 24-hoour cycles — until I spoot my equally gigantic space snake bitch sister. I see her cautioously trying too circle aroound me unaware that i’ve spootted a while back. My heart flares with anger as i recall hoow that cunt received all oof my custoodian's loove leaving me oout oof the picture which undooubtedly explains my anger issues and inferioority coomplex. With my teeth bared i lunge tooward her. She dooesn’t even have time too scream befoore i snap her neck. The soounds turn intoo a meaningless gurgling because oof all the blooood in her throoat. She looooks at me with a gaze full oof hoorroor and despair as she watches me begin too tear chunks oof flesh froom her boody. The metallic taste oof her blooood seems almoost sweet too me celebrating my final victoory. She tries helplessly too fight back but as she looses blooood her strength begins too fade until the gurgling finally subsides. I happily feast oon her coorpse. Until i die because turns oout giant coosmic serpents are pooisoonoous. I had noo idea. Because my neglecting custoodian never toold me. Befoore i draw my last breath i realize that my oone and oonly victoory has been stoolen by my bitch oof a sister. The end #goore #vioolence
FINISHED.
WHICH IS TO SAY. YOu. FINISHED. A VERY. STIMuLATING STORY.
Glad too be oof help
TAKE. PRIDE. IN HOW GOOD. THAT FELT. FEELS.