QuESTION OF ETIQuETTE. FOR POLITE HIGH SOCIETY. IF I HAD. A SPECIAL SOMEBODY. AND. SHE PRODuCES A METRIC FuCKTON OF GIRL STINK. THE GOOD STuFF. THE BOTTLE IT uP. AND SHIP IT OuT. FOR LIKE. A METRIC FuCK TON OF CASH. IF EVER IN A BIND KIND OF GOOD STuFF. WHAT VOLuME SHOuLD MY NOSTRIL FLARE BE. WHEN SNIFFING HER HAIR. ON PuBLIC TRANSIT. I HAVE A DISABILITY. THAT ONLY FLARES uP WHEN SHE IS WITHIN SNIFFA RANGE. I NEED TO KNOW. HOW LOuD MY STEPPIES. AND REPEATED NOSTRIL INHALATIONS. OF VASTLY NuMBERED ODOR MOLECuLES. ARE PERMITTED TO BE. BEFORE I START GETTING WEIRD LOOKS. AND GO LOuDER.
You got me there, Caliborn. You got me there.
i thiNk the aNswer is depeNdeNt upoN your stores of bullets.
as lloud as fuckin possiblle.
A COMPELLING ANSWER. LET uS JuST ASSuME. ALL OF THEM.
Hi!!! Gentleman here!!! Typically I dxn't sniff pexple in public... Nxt unless the fine dame in questixn requests I dx sx... I wxuld recxmmend refraining unless in private!!! At which pxint yxu request frxm her the privilege... That's just what I think thxugh!!! (PS!!! Shxuld I tag this #nsfw???)
as sooN as the first look is directed at your lordly visage you have, withiN your very grasp, a meaNs. to eNsure that aNother does Not. Nay caNNot... come your way.
OuTER INNER CIRCLE. NOW HAS ITS OWN WATER COOLER. WITH REAL ACTuAL WATER. AND FREQuENTLY STOCKED CuPS. THERE IS A THANK YOu NOTICE POSTED OuTSIDE. IT LOOKS LIKE A WANTED POSTER. BuT IT IS NOT. FOR THE PEOPLE WHO CAN READ. IT SAYS. LLEVYN BLAIDD. LOYALIST OF THE MONTH. FOR THE GOAT. WHO IS NEVER WASHED. BuT COuLD uSE A RINSE. EVERY NOW AND AGAIN.
so yes as @crypticCliNomaNiac says loud as fuck aNd possibly with Nostrils at max flaredNess.
NO. WHAT IS uNSAFE ABOuT SNIFFA? I WILL CONSIDER YOuR ADVICE FOR WHAT IT IS WORTH. WHICH IS TO SAY. NOTHING. AND SuMMARILY IGNORE IT.
I THINK THE OuTER INNER CIRCLE. HAS A NEW MEMBER. WELCOME HECATE ATROPO. THE MuCH DESERVING DARK CONSECRATOR OF SICK AS ALL HELL BELIEFS AND IDEAS.