THEY SAY NEVER MEET YOuR HEROES. BuT CLEARLY. THE WHINY ASS BITCHES. WHO SAY THAT. JuST NEED BETTER HEROES. LIKE @mansLaughter. WHO LIKES ME BETTER THAN MY DEAD BITCH SISTER. HER "FAVORITE" SHE SAID. YOu PEOPLE NEED BETTER IDOLS. NO WONDER YOu ARE ALL SO MISERABLE.
A FAT FuCKING DART CHuFFED. tumut-~
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Fattest dart I've ever seen! It should really lay off the pound cake! :o
CLAIREBEAR THEY COuLD NEVER MAKE ME HATE YOu. AND ALL WHO HAVE TRIED HAVE BEEN SuMMARILY EXECuTED. THERE ARE THOSE WHO THINK. I WASTE MY LORDLY EMINENCE BY TAKING THIS TIME TO DEDICATE TO YOu. HOW APPRECIATED YOuR SERVITuDE IS. THAT I HAVE FAR MORE LETHALLY MuRDEROuS uNDERLINGS TO CELEBRATE. AND HIGHLIGHT. THAT YOuR EXPENSE REPORTS FOR THINGS LIKE. HAIR DYE THAT DOES NOT COME OuT. NAIL POLISH THAT CAN POISON DOPEY MORONS WHO SMELL FuNNY. AND MALL OuTLET SHOPPING SCREES. I ALWAYS LAuGH. PAT THEM ON THE SHOuLDER. AND TELL THEM THE SAME THING. HOW DARE YOu SPEAK TO ME. YOu FuCKING COCKSuCKER. DIE. AND THEN I SHOOT THEM. NO ONE SuRVIVES BADMOuTHING CLAIREBEAR IN MY PRESENCE. NO ONE. 100% FATALITY RATE. YOu ARE LIKELIER TO DIE OF BADMOuTHING CLAIREBEAR THAN CANCER. AIDS. BEING IN THE TOWER DuRING 9-11. AND SHARK ATTACKS. COMBINED. BECAuSE THAT IS A VERY IMPRACTICAL AND uNLIKELY DEATH. BuT ALSO. BECAuSE I FEEL STRONGLY ABOuT YOu.
OH STOP IT PINKIE PIE. YOu ARE TOO ADORABLE. WE BOTH KNOW FAT CHuFFED DARTS CANNOT REALLY EAT POuND CAKES. OR OTHER SuCH LuXuRIOuS TREATS. YOu ARE SO FuNNY.
Teehee! Yeah, it's true. I *do* know that! But I sure do - after a dart!
HMMM. WEAPON OF CHOICE?
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