THEY SAY NEVER MEET YOuR HEROES. BuT CLEARLY. THE WHINY ASS BITCHES. WHO SAY THAT. JuST NEED BETTER HEROES. LIKE @mansLaughter. WHO LIKES ME BETTER THAN MY DEAD BITCH SISTER. HER "FAVORITE" SHE SAID. YOu PEOPLE NEED BETTER IDOLS. NO WONDER YOu ARE ALL SO MISERABLE.
Fattest dart I've ever seen! It should really lay off the pound cake! :o
CLAIREBEAR THEY COuLD NEVER MAKE ME HATE YOu. AND ALL WHO HAVE TRIED HAVE BEEN SuMMARILY EXECuTED. THERE ARE THOSE WHO THINK. I WASTE MY LORDLY EMINENCE BY TAKING THIS TIME TO DEDICATE TO YOu. HOW APPRECIATED YOuR SERVITuDE IS. THAT I HAVE FAR MORE LETHALLY MuRDEROuS uNDERLINGS TO CELEBRATE. AND HIGHLIGHT. THAT YOuR EXPENSE REPORTS FOR THINGS LIKE. HAIR DYE THAT DOES NOT COME OuT. NAIL POLISH THAT CAN POISON DOPEY MORONS WHO SMELL FuNNY. AND MALL OuTLET SHOPPING SCREES. I ALWAYS LAuGH. PAT THEM ON THE SHOuLDER. AND TELL THEM THE SAME THING. HOW DARE YOu SPEAK TO ME. YOu FuCKING COCKSuCKER. DIE. AND THEN I SHOOT THEM. NO ONE SuRVIVES BADMOuTHING CLAIREBEAR IN MY PRESENCE. NO ONE. 100% FATALITY RATE. YOu ARE LIKELIER TO DIE OF BADMOuTHING CLAIREBEAR THAN CANCER. AIDS. BEING IN THE TOWER DuRING 9-11. AND SHARK ATTACKS. COMBINED. BECAuSE THAT IS A VERY IMPRACTICAL AND uNLIKELY DEATH. BuT ALSO. BECAuSE I FEEL STRONGLY ABOuT YOu.
OH STOP IT PINKIE PIE. YOu ARE TOO ADORABLE. WE BOTH KNOW FAT CHuFFED DARTS CANNOT REALLY EAT POuND CAKES. OR OTHER SuCH LuXuRIOuS TREATS. YOu ARE SO FuNNY.
Teehee! Yeah, it's true. I *do* know that! But I sure do - after a dart!
HMMM. WEAPON OF CHOICE?
ᐖ ᑈABIFORNIA I LIᐖERALLY SO RIᐖE OR ᐖIE 4 U IT NAWT EBEN FUNNIE. #GREENSQUAᐖ ᐛ
uNFORTuNATELY. I HAVE JuST NOW ARRIVED FIVE DAYS LATER. MERE BLINK IN THE EYE OF AN OVERLORD SuCH AS I. NO DOuBT TANTALIZING FOR ANYONE BuT YOu. XANDER AuRORA. YOuR NAME IS ONE OF THE MOST BADASS TO EVER GRACE THE HEAVENS PARTED BY THEIR STREAKS OF ADMITTEDLY uNMITIGATED BADASSERY. I AM KICKING MYSLEF THAT I DID NOT THINK OF IT BEFORE YOu ENTERED MY LIFE. YOu REAP WHAT OTHERS SOW. GRIM KEEPER THAT YOu ARE. YOu DESERVE EVERY BIT OF IT. THE BITCH BELONGINGS THAT YOu JACK. ARE YOuR BITCH BELONGINGS TO BITCH KEEP. NO BITCH TAKE BACKSIES. uNDER NO CIRCuMSTANCES DO I PERCEIVE YOu. SCYTHE WIELDER. AS uNFLATTERING. IF ANYTHING. IT IS HIGHLY PRACTICAL TO GO DO WAR WITH THE WEAPON THAT WILL BE uSED TO RECLAIM YOuR OWN PLOT OF LAND AND uNEASE CENTERED AROuND. ANIMOSITY. HATRED. VILIFICATION. COOL NEW OuTFITS. AND GOOD LuCK. IN ALL YOuR WAYWARDLY CROOKED ENDEAVORS. I AM PLEASED. XANDER AuRORA. TO HAVE PRIDE.