What do you mean Caliborn is trying to take over Earth-C again? At least I can acknowledge his tenacity. However, we do have @gallowsCastigate as Attorney General. Once my team meets to discuss this matter, an official statement will be issued.
Again???????
MY EARS ARE RINGING. LIKE THE PHONES OF THE SITuATION ROOM. CAN HE HELP uS. CAN HE SAVE uS. PLEASE MR. TROLLOLOLOLOLOBAMA. BEFORE HE PISSES ALL OVER OuR PRECIOuS GREEN MOON.
Sir, the Green Moon is yours. You may "piss on it" however much you would like, so long as it does not interfere with the atmosphere or environment of Earth-C
YOu uNDERESTIMATE THE SHEER KILOPASCAL PRESSuRE INTENSITY. OF MY HOT RuSHING GONAD EVACuATIONS.
... Sir I think you may need a hospital.
TOO BAD! YOuR ADMINISTRATION BOMBED ALL THE ONES NEARBY!
NO SERIOuSLY. THAT WAS MAJORLY FuCKED uP.
HOW THE FuCK DO YOu LIVE WITH YOuRSELF.
Oh. #Oopsies.
TWAT.