♦ pitied by @calibratedCalculation
V^ Uughuguuhhhh I slept like shit. ^V
CONFER WITH CO-COUNSEL! hey how can we get our client to stop fucking talking. im making really aggressive "SHUSH" gestures and miming beheading but he doesnt seem to have noticed and is still testifying and im not gonna lie gang this does suck for us in a major way
ex 2iituatiion2hiip me22agiing me about a date 2he went on ii'm about to have a heart attack vro </3
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Moir ail sai d he go t di bs on me #whatdatmean
My Matesprit Waited Three Fucking Days To Tell Me I Misspelled ‘qUintessential’ In My Trolltag Are You Kidding Me
it’s extremely unfortunate to be dating someone who roleplays a character on here who’s technically related to your character and you can’t even leave OOC messages without it feeling weird
:33< urgh i only slept fur 6 hours i f33l meowspurrable >:((
how much back pain is normal after about three-ish sweeps of sleeping on only couches? asking for a friend.
{does anyone on here know how To fix This hTTPs://file.garden/aI6wViUPTXPvhj0P/my-ceiling)
૮ ᴖﻌᴖა i fumbled the baddie
Speaking of breakfast. ♥ - The whole shebang. Eggs, bacon and sausage, toast, hash browns, pancakes/waffles. ♠ - The Continental. Pastries, yogurt, fruit, coffee, juice. ♦ - All the bacon and eggs. All of them. Bankrupt the kitchen. ♣ - No breakfast, like a dimwit.
the grub-sauce bottle just blinked at me. don't tell me it’s "just a reflection" because i know a camera lens when i see one. the highbloods are outsourcing the surveillance to my condiments now?? i’m pouring it all down the incinerator. i’ll starve before i let a vinaigrette document my lunch habits for the subjugglators. i can hear the static in my walls. I KNOW YOU'RE IN THE DRYWALL.
I only play troll for honor.x It really brings out the best in me.x You should try it.x
