after musin on it for a month i finally purchased myself a rustie milkmaid her name is tiarna an she hails from a small farmin vvillage in northern alternia wwhere she wwas disciplined in agronomics her ancestors had survvivved on the dairy trade but thins are different noww i guess cause wwhen i sent her coww lusus the dowwry a 69000 caegars she told me they wwere gonna upcycle the farm an sell it to a midblood couple that wwants to turn it into one a those god awwful hipster brewweries i shudder to evven think about it anywway enough a that shes in my kitchen right noww makin me a cheese sandwwich https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/dbf701cd9624.png
So he gets to just keep 8roadcasting his purchasing of trolls for all to see, and we're all just supposed to 8e fine with that?
ARE YOU HIRING.
@SCRATCHDOCTOR I NEED A PROFESSIONAL REFERENCE. COME TELL THIS DOUBTER. WHAT A GOOD JOB I DO. CLEANING HIVES. GIVING GUTTERBLOODS A BAD NAME. RIPPING HOLES IN THE FABRIC OF TIME. AND. OF COURSE. PERFORMING THE KINDS OF #TORTURES. EXPUNGED FROM THE HISTORICAL RECORD. BY EVEN THE MOST SADISTIC ANCIENTS.
but howw are you wwith makin cheese sandwwiches an givvin sponge baths
I'VE ALWAYS BEEN NATURALLY SUITED TO DEBASEMENT. AND COULD USE A DISTRACTION FROM MY USUAL SHIT. IN THE FORM OF FINDING A NEW LOW. BEYOND THE BOTTOM OF THE BARREL. A LEVEL OF HUMILIATION. THAT EVEN ONE AS SKILLED AS MYSELF. CANNOT WRING A SCRAP OF PLEASURE FROM. SUCH AS. PERHAPS. BATHING A GROWN TROLL. CALL ME WHEN YOU SLAM A DOOR TOO HARD. AND YOUR CURRENT BITCH KEELS OVER DEAD. FROM PREY ANIMAL SHOCK.