alright let us get somethin out a the wway i havve been seein a lot a eridans on this platform let it be formally knowwn that these eridans are the frothin degraded inbred short faced pug vvariants a me the true eridan the prime self i guess you could call it if you knoww me then yes i havve done deeds wwhich are not to be named if that is all you wwish to speak to me about then you may turn your rudder and swwim yourself back to the decrepit polluted land delta from wwhence you came neww life neww me i havve more gold than evver and i do not plan on grovvelin hello
do 7our misdeeds in(lude misspelling (hthoni(, be(ause man, i’ve been there
i havve actually coined a neww form of the wword it is an ampora original and it is in fact far superior to the original chthonic the original is sorta plebian if you think about it and this one is more dynamic
on a completely unrelated note do you think it invvokes negativve aura to delete your account after first posting
this is howw i knoww youre goin to be a loww tier eridan that wwe dignified amporas need not concern ourselvves wwith because your first flippin instinct wwas to followw the numerous failprince nobodies that came before you and disparage the likes a myself and @caligulaAscendit wwith this pathetic pickme screed like ANYONE givves a fuck if you think youre eridan prime because i BEEN eridan prime evveryone knowws that im eridan prime they been callin me that since eridan wweek due to my primacy and tendency to get into iconic evvent style capers thats strike one asshole but you aint shunned by the council a eridans yet so tighten the fuck up you could still join us if you play your cards right
if 7ou (hange 7our handle it’ll probabl7 be fine
you knoww wwhat i had begun to as usual type up a furious storm a keyboard wwarfare i had begun loading the cannonade into the artillery buttons a my vverbiage wwhich is liable to leavve you cooked dusted filleted and left abandoned by the side a the provverbial road but after takin a long hard look at your account and this other pansie you tagged i havve come to the conclusion that mayhaps MAYHAPS i wwas quick to condemn the rest a my useless shambling ampora doubles like the pathetic approvval seekin dirt lickers they are it seems i havve actually found a couple vversions a myself that seem like they just may be wworth their salt but you should knoww that wwhen i play cards i play for fuckin keeps and evven a potential invvite to the council a eridans is an acceptance that i may wwind up ruling it wwith my iron foot stompin on the neck a the vviolet hosts that are us princes this unbridled ambition that burnin flame i hope you recognize this you cheeky silt guzzlin chudlord and recognize it wwithin yourself for shootin abovve your wweight class is wwhat it truly means to be an eridan noww as for this eridan wweek clearly you dont knoww wwhat it means to havve an eridan around to actually givve you a run for your money on that high sky horse you are ridin on full send no condom so wwhen are wwe goin to havve the second one and duel like twwo real dukes a destruction
that wwas a test to see if the true roilin hopeflame wwas still inside you good eridan wweek 2 is all but inevvitable by noww and all youll be required to do is awwait the destined moment wwhere planets align and fate sneers upon chittr once again for the next ampora takeovver hopefully my chemical quadrant is avvailable glad you could see reason eridan the council wwill be in touch also i wwanted to ask wwhat is your queue lookin like for wwarhammer miniature commissions
ugh fuck me that is genius i tip my wwand to you eridan i should a fuckin called that a troll a your caliber wwould be made a the strongest stuff you knoww the kind that burns awway the impurities a lesser minds and cheap idiots uh actually it is freein up i locked in and got a lot a my comms done i currently only havve one ongoing comm the gal is payin me to fully paint sevveral squadrons a eldar wwraithlords to look like old alternian imperial drones i get to charge out the fucking gills because i am one of the only trolls on this planet wwho actually SEEN their robotic vvisage wwith my owwn eyes they are all too green in the toes to try to correct me on the markins cornerin the market as it wwere er anywways yeah free wwhat did you havve in mind bro