howw i look at the barista wwhen she hands me my latte and the "symbol of hope" i humbly commanded her to sculpt the foam into is a portrait a jakes fat fuckin cheeks #nsfww @golgothasTerror https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/474b9110eb5e.wwebp
mAYBE YOU'VE JUST, bEEN TAKEN FOR A TUMBLE, bY HIM, sO MANY TIMES THAT, wHENEVER YOU SEE, tWO LUSCIOUS LUMPS, cLOSE BY TO EACH OTHER, yOU IMMEDIATELY ENVISION, aND FLASHBACK, bACK TO HIM PULLING HIS SIGNATURE, bUTT BOUNCE ATTACK, wHEREIN HE JUMPS UP AND THEN, bUTT SLAMS DOWN, oN YOU, tHAT ONE, hIS SIGNATURE MOVE, tHE BUTT SLAM, bOUNCE, aTTACK, tHAT ONE, lIKE IN VIDEOS GAME, yOU KNOW THE KIND OF ATTACK I MEAN, wHERE YOU HIT A BUTTON, wHILE JUMPING AND YOUR CHARACTER, dOES A BUTT BOUNCE, tHAT ONE, lIKE mARIO DOES, JAKE DID THAT TO YOU, a LOT, aND MAYBE IT HAS CREATED SOME, pOSTERIOR SHAPED SCARS, oN YOUR PAN, bOTH LITERALLY AND METAPHORICALLY FROM, tHE BUTT BOUNCE SLAM, aTTACK, cOMMITTED UPON YOU, bY jAKE'S (THE sNAKE'S) PLUSH RUMP, #BUTTSLAM #BUTTBOUNCE
tHE BUTT SLAM, tHE BUTT BOUNCE, tHE GROUND POUND THE, gROUND SLAM THE GROUND BOUNCE THE, bUTT POUND, tHE BOOTY SLAM, tHE BUTT ATTACK,
tHIS IS LITERALLY, eRIDAN AND jAKE, eVERY rUMBLE nIGHT, HTTPS://MEDIA1.TENOR.COM/M/AqYG0gxxbA4aaaaD/BOWSER-GROUND-POUND.GIF
Thou hast painted such a provocatyve I mean Evocatyve portrait of these rumblyngs.
tune in next time if you wwant to see somethin evvocativve i guess #rumbleindapumpkinpatch
bUTT SLAM,
bOTTOM BURST ATTACK,