Eridan Ampora
@caligulasAquarium
wwhat in the fresh hell are you doin snoopin around here you cretin im a proper LADY if you had to fuckin ask
wwhere the FUCK did all these scarabs come from
there are approximately zero of you that i actually like but sometimes i like posts because i knoww the vvery notion wwill make the recipients carapace crawwl
no i dont think im a fan in fact
seems like any time i get it in myself to make some kinda humorous or perhaps relatable post this sites all up in a tizzy from the (frankly absurd evven from my perspectivve) congregation of my alternate selvves an those jerkwwads wwhat are related to me evvery single one of em a disappointment by the wway no exceptions
its interestin howw certain mutations perpetuate across "timelines" or wwhatevver shlock they tried to use to explain howw that bullcrap wworks all i really care is that it usually givves me a better means a wwhich to blast em wwere i so inclined wwhoops sorry caught your gross vvestigal tail guess you shouldnta been wwavvin it around like the disgustin slab a flesh it is
wwhat is it wwith wweirdos that sully their mawws wwith the dreck of other trolls actin like theyre superior to other abberants for doin wwhat they do EATIN PEOPLE DONT MAKE YOU MORALLY SUPERIOR YOU FREAKS #cannibalism
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one last thought actually the wwhole metric of magic comin from wwavvin the wwand in a certain wway an sayin some wword salad for the spell to come out right is so fuckin stupid so many other magic systems are SO much more interestin id rather havve a spell focus or havve to focus an incantation than that ninny tripe anyday if wwizards wwere real anywway wwhich theyre not
one time in school we were making dnd characters i made a bard who casts spells with a kazoo thoughts?
sorry i kept rolling nat 20s and they kicked me out if that makes it better for you at all
i spent a feww hours goin through some nonsense human media one of em left sittin around an some particular series caught my eye holy FUCK humans dont knoww howw to wwrite wwizard fiction "boy wwho livved" this an an obnoxious chosen one plotline wwhere evverythin just so convveniently falls into place wwhile the little fuckhead wwith the wworlds most photogenic scar just bumbles his wway into wwinnin evvery time wwhat a tripe hermione is the OBVVIOUS pick for anyone wwith a shred of actual competence in that series to be the protag but im not evver gracin that dreck wwith my eyes evver again if i can help it
people goin on about wwantin partners that could literally kill them as if theyre not an abject failure of a troll if the possibility wwerent on the table
sevveral seconds more an i already got people an literal WWHOs at that bitchin about me say wwhat you wwill otherwwise i got fuckin PRESENCE
aint been here seconds an im already irked by the site darin to default my text to a pissstain hue wway to havve consideration for literally anyone else
here wwe go as if there wwerent enough of us saltin up the place already
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