“Oh but Mr. President I’m too awkward to do any of that. I say embarrassing things.” In my younger days, I managed a Dominos. A customer got the incorrect order and called to complain. Another customer came in after, and I recounted the situation to them by stating “You would have thought we hit the third tower,” a highly inappropriate to say in the workplace. However, that customer laughed and went on to become someone I considered a friend. It’s fine. No one cares.
are you okay barak
Yes. I only think about it a little bit.
((i made the mistake of drinking while reading this post and almost spat dr pepper everywhere reading 'the third tower' dsouigsifvnsicm))
I’ll clarify for your amusement: this is a true story.
((aufihneoCuineaoCineamCoa oh my god fuCking speCtaCular honestyly))
((pretnd i ooc'd that i was cackling too much))
This Brought A Tear To My Ganderbulb. Inspirational.