JuJu MOTHERFuCKERY. 003/∞. EXuENT. ALL. LOSERS. CuCKS. WIMPASSES. AND THE uNWORTHY. ENTER... XXXxxxx "THE BOOM-BOOM BOX" / "THE RuN DON'T WALK MAN" xxxxXXX A SACRED. AND ANCIENT JuJu. MEANT FOR LuRING. AND CONTROLLING. PLANETARY COMPLACENCY. THINK OF IT. AS AN APOCOLYPTIC CONSEQuENCE. FOR CONQuERED WORLDS. WHEN YOu ARE A CHERuB. YOu ABIDE BY A VERY RESTRICTIVE DIET. THIS WAS THE SOLuTION TO CIVILIZATIONS. FAR ENOuGH ALONG TO FIGHT BACK. WEIGHTED AGAINST THE NEED. TO CONSuME FuCKMASSIVE HEAPS uPON HEAPS OF EATS. OFTEN IN A QuICK BIND. WITH A VERY SMALL TuRNAROuND. THERE WAS ONLY ONE PRIORITY. TOTAL CHERuB VICTORY. FAILING TO DO SO. MIGHT MAKE ONE IRRITABLE. PARTICuLARLY IF ONE IS A CHERuB. ALREADY RAGE FILLED. AS A DEFAuLT STATE OF BEING. AND WITH PHENOMENAL POWER. SuCH AS THAT OF A CHERuB. THAT COuLD MEAN EATING PLANETS INTENDED TO RuLE OVER. VANQuISHING POPuLATIONS INTENDED TO BE SuBJuGATED. AND uLTIMATELY. DESTROYING. WHAT CANNOT BE BROuGHT BACK IN ITS ENTIRETY. WITHOuT uNDOING COuNTLESS HOuRS OF PROGRESS. EVEN REWINDING THE PASSAGE OF TIME. DOES NOT GAuRANTEE THE SAME OuTCOME. NOTHING IS MORE FRuSTRATING. THAN HAVING TO SET uP THE BuILDING BLOCKS OF A CONQuEST YOu JuST COMPLETED. JuST TO SAVE A FEW MEAGER ALMOST MEANINGLESS IN THEIR ENTIRETY LIVES. THAT IS WHY. WE HAVE. A SINGLE BOOM BOOM BOX. IT EXCEEDS ALL DECIBEL COuNTS. AND MEASuREMENTS. ADVISABLE. TO SENTIENT LIFE. ON ITS HIGHEST SETTING. IT RIVALS. AND EXCEEDS. THE VAST GLuB. THAT ALTERNIANS SuCCuMBED TO MANY SWEEPS AGO. IT CAN DEFEAN. THE VAST EXPLETIVE. WHICH MAKES FOR A REALLY FuNNY TIMELINE. I TRIED IT ONCE. A VERY. FAMILIAR. END OF THE WORLD. FOR MANY A LESSER SPECIES. GOES SOMETHING LIKE THIS. ENTER. A CHERuB. A SINGLE BOOM-BOOM BOX. LAID ON FuRTIVE GROuND. FOR FEEDING. FOR MATING. FOR PLAY. FOR A BILLION BITES TO EAT. IT MATTERS NOT. ... "EXCuSE ME SIR." "I HAVE A TuNE FOR YOuR PLANET." "IT IS THE SOuND OF THE END." "WOuLD YOu LIKE TO HEAR IT? NO?" "TOO BAD." A SINGLE CLAW. ONE BuTTON PuSHED. AND THEN. THE END OF ALL LIFE. AND NOW. IT IS ENTRuSTED CuRRENTLY. TO @taciturnTerror. BECAuSE. WE. BE. GROOVING.
AS RARE AS YOu PREFER YOuR STEAKS. WHICH IS TO SAY. LIKE TASTLESS SHOELEATHER. BLOODLESS. HYPER COMMON. WELL DONE. YOu FuCKING DIMWIT. YOu COMPLIMENTED ME. FOR SOMETHING. THAT I DO ALL THE TIME. YOu HAVE JuST BEEN TOO DEAD TO NOTICE.
we gon' ride down fifth and extinguish the aural clots of particularly annoying wrigglers