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h0m0sexual

there's a l0t 0f ways t0 be gay, including being this user.

i got gayed. letsgooooo.

Kult: +5

Total: 5

h0m0sexual

there's a l0t 0f ways t0 be gay, including being this user.

its pride month, you know what that means.

Kult: +30

Kull: +20

Total: 50

Ratio: 1.50

Jeygra Metrie

@dealingMirth[DM]

$-$-$ gaye™

\ i >< i /

#badgeguy #juniorbadgedyou #pride

@imJunior[IJ]

Yes! #badgeguy #juniorbadgedyou #pride

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @imJunior[IJ]

OH HELL YES! thank you badge guy. 👏

Kult: +5

Total: 5

h0m0sexual

there's a l0t 0f ways t0 be gay, including being this user.

why is there always one extra slice of bread.

Kult: +20

Kull: +25

Total: 45

Ratio: 0.80

dove "sprite" strider

@transgenderGamer[TG]

offering for the gnomes

Kult: +5

Kull: +5

Total: 10

Ratio: 1.00

↩ @transgenderGamer[TG]

i dont think my island has gnomes? unless i dont see them... then, in that case, i will put out a slice for the gnomies.

↩ @callingCujo[CC]

dove "sprite" strider

@transgenderGamer[TG]

they avoid you because you never give them offerings

↩ @transgenderGamer[TG]

bread slice for the gnomies!

Kult: +5

Total: 5

h0m0sexual

there's a l0t 0f ways t0 be gay, including being this user.

turns out: my brain was becoming a raisin because of dehydration.

Kult: +19

Kull: +15

Total: 34

Ratio: 1.27

Vrisbot Serket

@arachnidsGalvanized[AG]

i hope you’re doing okay now? ::::(

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @arachnidsGalvanized[AG]

im alright! i have water and i ate something so i am doing good now. :)

↩ @callingCujo[CC]

Vrisbot Serket

@arachnidsGalvanized[AG]

i’m really happy to hear that! keep that up ::::d

Kult: +5

Total: 5

h0m0sexual

there's a l0t 0f ways t0 be gay, including being this user.

is there an evil beam going on that i dont know about? #dashwatching

#dashwatching

h0m0sexual

there's a l0t 0f ways t0 be gay, including being this user.

i woke up with a headache. #losing

#losing

Kult: +11

Kull: +5

Total: 16

Ratio: 2.20

h0m0sexual

there's a l0t 0f ways t0 be gay, including being this user.

good morning. good night.

Kull: +10

Total: 10

h0m0sexual

there's a l0t 0f ways t0 be gay, including being this user.

crazy? i was crazy once, they locked me in a room, a rubber room, a rubber room with rats, and rats make me crazy. (this did go to word count, but im nice and ill let you see my profile. i thought i was funny.)

Kult: +10

Kull: +5

Total: 15

Ratio: 2.00

that used all the text count btw. :)

h0m0sexual

there's a l0t 0f ways t0 be gay, including being this user.

BATTLE ROYALE FIRST ROUND LETS GO!!!!!!

h0m0sexual

there's a l0t 0f ways t0 be gay, including being this user.

thinking hard or hardly thinking?

Kult: +2

Total: 2

h0m0sexual

there's a l0t 0f ways t0 be gay, including being this user.

i did it. :) @basedFabio https://file.garden/Zu7pjGV7oGLUPzsR/IMG_5971.gif

@basedFabio

Kult: +55

Kull: +15

Total: 70

Ratio: 3.67

so silly!!! i love it!!! it looks great on you.

↩ @basedFabio[BF]

silly to the max! i will have to remember to wash it off before i sleep-

↩ @callingCujo[CC]

heehee!! ohh that's true.. i believe in you!!

Kult: +5

Total: 5

h0m0sexual

there's a l0t 0f ways t0 be gay, including being this user.

deserted island: category- movie! GO!

Kult: +35

Kull: +25

Total: 60

Ratio: 1.40

john egbert

@ectoBiologist[EB]

man, i can't believe my answer's still the same after all these years.

↩ @ectoBiologist[EB]

hmm fair and relatable... but also im not a mind reader, whats your answer?

↩ @callingCujo[CC]

john egbert

@ectoBiologist[EB]

sorry! con air.

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @ectoBiologist[EB]

ohhh thats a good one-- also fun fact (or well not so fun fact) during film production a guy died by the rigged plane falling on him. i think we was like. one of the guys that worked on the plane?

Kull: +2

Total: 2

↩ @callingCujo[CC]

john egbert

@ectoBiologist[EB]

yeah... phil swartz, he was credited at the end of the movie... uh, thanks for the fun fact!

Kult: +5

Total: 5

h0m0sexual

there's a l0t 0f ways t0 be gay, including being this user.

metal tattoo idea: "bark bark" on each set of knuckles. this is a joke. i will not be doing this.

Kult: +25

Kull: +25

Total: 50

Ratio: 1.00

waaait it would be kind of funny though

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @basedFabio[BF]

it would be so funny, but i dont know how well i would be able to commit to that bit, hehehe. like, it would be so funny... imagine. like. "all bark no bite" but if its on your knuckles then bark is just as bad as biting.

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @callingCujo[CC]

WAIT THAT'S ACTUALLY EVERYTHING.... oh my gosh... maybe you could get custom temporary tattoos?? much to think about.

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @basedFabio[BF]

i can just use a sharpie, i think thatd do just as well! ... im gunna do it.

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @callingCujo[CC]

yes!!!!! yes yes YES!!!! please show me when you're done i need to see this.

Kult: +5

Total: 5

h0m0sexual

there's a l0t 0f ways t0 be gay, including being this user.

Discofurry Channel (they/them)

cat vs dog vs zombies.

Kult: +30

Kull: +25

Total: 55

Ratio: 1.20

@aventurineCopycat[AC]

B33 < so are we teaming up vs the zombies or are we hoping the plants clutch it fur us

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @aventurineCopycat[AC]

Crazed David

@insaneBotanist[IB]

gRiBbLe rObBlE

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @insaneBotanist[IB]

youre so right.

↩ @aventurineCopycat[AC]

both? both.

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @callingCujo[CC]

Crazed David

@insaneBotanist[IB]

rIbBlE!

h0m0sexual

there's a l0t 0f ways t0 be gay, including being this user.

🦴 no context.

h0m0sexual

there's a l0t 0f ways t0 be gay, including being this user.

its that time again. 🍃 #substance

#substance

Kult: +10

Total: 10

h0m0sexual

there's a l0t 0f ways t0 be gay, including being this user.

i got rick rolled in the year 2026. i got rage baited by myself. and all i got was this stupid shirt that only exists for the sake of this post.

Kult: +9

Total: 9

h0m0sexual

there's a l0t 0f ways t0 be gay, including being this user.

DAMM YOU DYSLEXIA!!!!!!!!

Kult: +6

Total: 6

h0m0sexual

there's a l0t 0f ways t0 be gay, including being this user.

SPEAKING OF! im just going to yell about cartoon dogs now. courage (the cowardly dog): teaches us to be weary of strangers and how love can beat anything. bluey: teaches how important it is to be considerate. snoopy: teaches us its okay to be a little playful and silly so long as its in good fun and in good judgement. gromit: teaches us actions speak louder than words. scooby: teaches us that you cant do stuff on an empty stomach. jake the dog: teaches us that dogs are humans best friend. shout out to all the puppers of the universes! and if you are reading this: GOOD DOG!!!! 🥎

Kult: +30

Kull: +15

Total: 45

Ratio: 2.00

miiiiiiiiina

@divineMechanicals[DM]

yup yuuuuuuuuup yuuuup upvote rechitt

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @divineMechanicals[DM]

hell yeah! thanks for the support. :)

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @callingCujo[CC]

miiiiiiiiina

@divineMechanicals[DM]

np big dog o7

Kult: +5

Total: 5

h0m0sexual

there's a l0t 0f ways t0 be gay, including being this user.

i think a lot of people have something to learn from cartoon dogs. like i need to have shitty people sit down and watch bluey and realize theyve been assholes and should rethink their lifes choices.

Kult: +47

Kull: +47

Total: 94

Ratio: 1.00

ARE·YOV·FOND·OF·HOV·THE·YOVNG·BIPEDAL·CANINES·CONSISTENTLY·PHYSICALLY·ASSAVLT·THEIR·CVSTODIANS·IN·VNSPEAKABLE·ACTS·OF·MALICE IF·IT·VAS·MY·LVSVS·MY·CARAPACE·VOVLD·HAVE·BEEN·TANNED·SOME·TEN·SVEEPS·AGO

↩ @theolepsyCabaret[TC]

i know what youre referring to and it takes a whole lot of balls to come to my post thinking you are making a fucking point. because youre not. no. im not fond of it. and i dont support it. but i am not them.

↩ @callingCujo[CC]

I·AM·ASTONISHED·THAT·THIS·RETORT·HAS·APPEARED·TO·INCENSE·YOV·ON·SVCH·AN·INTIMATE·LEVEL VOV

↩ @theolepsyCabaret[TC]

i am astonished you are even ragebaiting with your fancy words and shit. 🙄

↩ @callingCujo[CC]

I·HAVE·NOT·SEEN·THIS·TELEVISED·SERIES·SAVE·FOR·AN·EPISODE·OR·TVO·AIRING·AMIDST·THE·PVPA·PLAY·SECTION·IN·MY·COMMVNITIES·CLVRCH I·DO·HOVEVER·RECALL·THE·SCENE·VHERE·THE·BLVE·ONE·NEARLY·FLAYED·HIS·LVSVS·VITH·A·POVER·VASHER·I·THOVGHT·THAT·VAS·A·PRETTY·GOOD·BIT

↩ @theolepsyCabaret[TC]

i. i fucking read everything wrong. man, i ragebaited myself. i for some reason thought you were referring to something that WASNT bluey because of how you speak. man. i feel so dumb. i take back what i said, i am in favor of it. i am all for those little guys being a silly nuisance. its not actually hurting anyone. unless troll bluey is like. actually fucked up or something.

↩ @callingCujo[CC]

VHAT NO·THOSE·PIPSQVEAKS·SHOVLD·REALISTICALLY·BE·GROVND·INTO·A·FINE·GRVBSAVCE·REMOVLADE·IT·IS·IVST·ALSO·AN·AMVSING·SPECTACLE·TO·BEHOLD·THEIR·INSOLENT·IVVENILE·TOMFOOLERY

↩ @theolepsyCabaret[TC]