somebody matched my freak n we almost died.
lIkE EnLiGhTeN Us, WhAt kInDa fReAk aRe yA BrOtHa?
i would but im pretty sure theres iterations of my little brother on this site and i dont want them staring.
cOmE On mAn, FoLkS TaLkIn bOuT WaNtIn tO GeT ThEy pAiL On wItH WoOdEn pUpPeTs, BrOtHeR. fUlL On bUlGe bEtWeEn tHe lOgS ShIt. DoN'T ThInK YeR BrO GoN SeE NoThIn wOrSe n tHaT (o: MaYbE OuR FrEaKs mAtCh, WhO FuCkIn kNoWs
ngl i didnt understand like half of what you said but i respect the come on. kinda pretty certain just from our small interaction that if we did fuck around and find out i would quite literally actually fuckin die.
(O: wHy i lIkE Ya dAvE. )o: Aw mAn m nOt lOoKiN To hUrT Ya, UnLeSs yEr iNtO ThAt. A MoThErFuCkEr cAn bE ReAl gEnTlE, pReFeR TaKeN It aNyWaY BrOtHa. WaNnA MaTcH YeR FrEaK NoT MiNe hOnK HoNk (O:
look bro i know im packing mad heat had plenty good reviews from the dudes and the dudettes but looking at our height difference i feel like youll be fucking a needle in the haystack if i were the needle. not that i would ever disrespect aj junior like that but yknow. this aint even a matter of size anymore its a fucking math equation. if little davey has 8.5 inches and the troll giant has a gazillion miles of ass at what rate should davey book it the fuck out of there. size doesnt matter or whatever until your dick is the size of the guys pinky.
rEvIeWs ... hOnK HoNk hOnKhOnK DiCk lIkE A MoViE HoNkHoNk. BrO ThInK YeR LiKe oVeR ThInKiNg hOw bIg tHe lIkE TrOlL NoOk iS. aIn't mAdE FoR TaKiNg hArD ThInGs. BuLgEs aRe lIkE ReAl fUcKiN SoFt, SqUiRmY, fOr sQuEeZiNg iN PlAcEs. OnLy bEeN WiTh lIkE OnE HuMaN, sHiT WaS A TrIp n yEr lIkE WaY, fUcKiNg bIgGeR N HiM JeGuS YeR WaY TaLlEr n tHoUgHt tOo )O:
shit really? damn okay. pretty sure i should check in with my pr team before i start fucking with literal trolls online but fuck it we ball. so like. wya?
tHaT AlL It tOoK? hOnK HoNk hUmAnS So fUcKiN WeIrD MaN. tRyIn tO SlIdE AlReAdY, i'lL Dm yA (o:
sMdH CaN'T Dm yOu bRo, LiKe oN MuTuAlS OnLy. )o: