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NEVER LET IT BE SAID THAT I AM NOT A MAN OF THE PEOPLE. WE WILL BE STARTING THIS ACCOUNT OFF DEMOCRATICALLY. IN THE COMING WIPES, I WILL BE REREADING AND REVIEWING A SELECTION OF HUMAN ROMANCE FROM MY DECENTLY SIZABLE PERSONAL COLLECTION. SOME WILL BE PASSABLY DECENT. SOME MAY BE HYSTERICALLY BAD. WITH EVEN A MODICUM OF LUCK, THIS SONG AND DANCE WILL RESULT IN A DEEPER UNDERSTANDING OF THE COMPLEXITY OF HUMAN COURTSHIP AND SEXUALITY FOR ANY TROLL WHO GIVES ENOUGH OF A FUCK TO MAKE A HALF-ASSED EFFORT TO LEARN. HUMANS CAN FOLLOW ALONG TOO, I GUESS. IF AT LEAST ONE OF YOU HAS A LIFE CHANGING REVELATION ABOUT HOW POORLY YOU'VE HANDLED CONCUPISCENT RELATIONSHIPS AS A SPECIES THEN WE CAN CONSIDER THIS UNDERTAKING TO BE A RESOUNDING SUCCESS. I WILL BE COVERING ALL THREE BOOKS PICTURED BELOW IN DUE TIME, BUT YOU, YES YOU READING THIS, CAN SET PRIORITY ORDER BY TELLING ME WHICH OF THESE STORIES YOU'D LIKE TO HEAR ABOUT FIRST. OR DON'T. I'M GOING TO BE POSTING MY HIGHLY CORRECT TAKES WHETHER YOU ASK FOR IT OR NOT. I'M JUST BEING NICE BY GIVING YOU A CHANCE TO CHOOSE THE ORDER OF OPERATIONS. THE TITLES TO CHOOSE FROM TONIGHT INCLUDE: "MIDNIGHT RAIN", "HYPERVENTILATION", AND "HAPPY CRAPPY LIFE". #LITERATURE #BOOKREVIEWS https://squidgeimages.s3.us-west-002.backblazeb2.com/2026/03/28/IMG_8649.jpeg

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WERE THIS NOT A MULTIPLE CHOICE QUESTION, THAT RESPONSE WOULD BE ENTIRELY INDECIPHERABLE. YOUR VOTE HAS BEEN COUNTED, AND OUT OF RESPECT FOR YOUR WORK, IT WILL ACTUALLY COUNT AS TWO VOTES.